(Original: Livin' La Vida Loca)

She’s into medication
Forkroot and bitter brews
Good anger ventilation
That’s how I received this bruise
She’s into Wind sensations:
Foresaw the rain last night
She’s got a new prediction
And you know she’s always right

She’ll make you tear your hair out
In a psychopathic craze
She’ll take away your liveliness
Or she’ll darken all your days
With that pulling on her braids

Help bring this about
Long for Nynaeve to choke-a
She’ll push and pull you down
Just hurry up and croak-a
Lan is bailing out
After marriage by the Sea Folk-a
She will wear you out
She’s Lady Nynaeve Provoked-a
Lady Nynaeve Provoked-a
She’s Lady Nynaeve Provoked-a

This chick’s from the Two Rivers
Might think that she’s from Hell
She stopped my fun and
She yelled her face off
Made my ear ring
Like a bell

She’s never much for friendliness
She’s always such a pain
And once you’ve out-debated her
You’ll never be the same
She’ll stalk you like wild game

Will not hear you out
Sniffin’ Nynaeve when stoked-a
Stamp you to the ground
If you dare go make a joke-a
Shove you ‘round no doubt
And she’ll make you suffer a stroke-a
You’re a hairy lout
To Lady Nynaeve Provoked-a
Lady Nynaeve Provoked-a
She’s Lady Nynaeve Provoked-a

She’s always so choleric
And she’s ever-more a nag
When she goes out in public
She should wear a paper bag
Shield the shopper’s from this hag

Help bring this about
Long for Nynaeve to choke-a
She’ll push and pull you down
Just hurry up and croak-a
Lan is bailing out
After marriage by the Sea Folk-a
She will wear you out
She’s Lady Nynaeve Provoked-a

Will not hear you out
Sniffin’ Nynaeve when stoked-a
Stamp you to the ground
If you dare go make a joke-a
Shove you ‘round no doubt
And she’ll make you suffer a stroke-a
You’re a hairy lout
To Lady Nynaeve Provoked-a

I think my ears are broke-a
She’s Lady Nynaeve Provoked-a

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