AMfiles: i'm a fucking c cup now and they are still growing!
Dr Moroe: ... Good news for Geebus!
Dr Moroe: Read your comment on my Xanga. The knives are nice Knives but I can see how you'd really hurt yourself.
Torwyn23: yeah, if you spend hours every day demonstrating how the knives work, there's a pretty damn high chance of a critical fumble
Dr Moroe: LOL
Dr Moroe: Quotes Page'd!
Torwyn23: My first entry in the Quotes page, and it's just me bitching about the Vector knives. I'm so ashamed.
Simon Averot: It's so totally circa B.C.
Dr Moroe: LOL
Dr Moroe: That's so Old, Socrates was a n00b when it came out.
Simon Averot: Duuude, Socrates was a n00b, hauh hauh *said like a stoner*
Dr Moroe: So, whatcha wanna talk about?
Simon Averot: ice cream cake
Dr Moroe: ...Mmmm...
Dr Moroe: Damnit >.< I am s'post to be on a diet.
Simon Averot: you know there is a diet that consists entirely of chocolate. go on that diet.
Dr Moroe: omg I came home after College, and I weighed 260...10 lbs more than I started. Dieting at college dosn't work.
Dr Moroe: The heart-attack diet?
Simon Averot: Heh. WELL................ mr. "I'll diet when this or that runs out"
Dr Moroe: LOL
Dr Moroe: Yeah my conviction wasn't very good.
Editors Note: In refrence to this image:
Josiah: WHY? Why would you ever tape your kid doing that?
Josiah: If I had a kid like that, I would hide it.
Dr Moroe: Because the rules of communisim are unatainable. Every country that's tried it has become stuck in the second step, the dictatorship of the prolitariat.
BearMountain7: true
BearMountain7: the only way for it to work is in small communities....like the Smurfs!
Dr Moroe: Communisim can work in small groups, like family clusters and D&D parties. But on a larger scale, including communities (Example: someone founded Utopia once), it dosn't work out.
Dr Moroe: The smurfs can die O.O Besides, Papa smurf is CLEARLY a dictator.
BearMountain7: Sir Thomas Moore wrote the book :-D
BearMountain7: I knwo he has the red hat
Dr Moroe: HE'S A COMMIE!!!!
BearMountain7: and there's only one girl and all the guys bang her
BearMountain7: although I don't believe Utopia was about communism
BearMountain7: it didn't exist then
Dr Moroe: And she wants to lick Papa Smurf's ass.
Dr Moroe: 3 days till cruise
Simon Averot: dude
Simon Averot: that's cool
Dr Moroe: three of the longest days of my life till the happiest week of my pants.
Simon Averot: lol
Dr Moroe: they have, get this....
Dr Moroe: a CHOCOLATE
Dr Moroe: BUFFET
Simon Averot: FUCKIN SHIT
Dr Moroe: THAT MAKES THE REST OF THE WORLD ===== LOSING
Simon Averot: World 0, Cruise 954,645,324,127,8326,34523458351337OMGBBQ
Dr Moroe: I lost 5 lbs this week.
Simon Averot: O.O?!?!??!?!
Simon Averot: how.
Dr Moroe: I was like... OMGWIN. now that I'm out of college I'm losing weight 'cause I'm sticking to that diet thing I kept mumbling about.
Simon Averot: mumbling, yep. well damn. all the ladies on the cruise a' goin' be liek, yo yo fillip.
Dr Moroe: Lol or maybe like "hey fat boy your blocking the sky"
Simon Averot: "dude you're blocking the atlantic ocean"
Simon Averot: "move, you're blocking the fabric of space and time"
Dr Moroe: LOL
Dr Moroe: good thing the quotes page is already open.
BearMountain7: yea I kow
BearMountain7: know
Dr Moroe: MY PANYS
Dr Moroe: T.
Dr Moroe: Ts.
Dr Moroe: Pants.
Dr Moroe: Panties.
Dr Moroe: Frilly ones.
BearMountain7: ummmm ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
BearMountain7: ummmmmm
BearMountain7: dude you in frilly underwear scares the shit out of me more then resident evil
Dr Moroe: You've seen that video?
BearMountain7: no
BearMountain7: NOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHH HEAD EYES OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dr Moroe: lol. and the bra.
Sierra0007: wgucg renubds ne U gitta gi sugb yo fir ubteororeters bext tear
Sierra0007: errr...
Sierra0007: which reminds me I gotta go sign up for an interpreter next year
Dr Moroe: ... LOL I thought you were Deaf, not blind. =P
Sierra0007: yeah yeah just a little keyboard-impaired
Dr Moroe: If I get a job you'll be the second to know, kay?
BearMountain7: even LJS said no
BearMountain7: ?
BearMountain7: DUDE come and live on LI and I can get you a job working at the deli with me
Dr Moroe: LJS decided it would be funnier not to call me back.
BearMountain7: for 8 an hour
BearMountain7: c'mon Phil, you can live at Jon's work with me
BearMountain7: be like TMI all over again
Dr Moroe: lol
Dr Moroe: People come in the deli askin' for meat.
BearMountain7: yea
Dr Moroe: I got some sausage for ya..... IN MY PANTS!!!!!!
BearMountain7: haha
Dr Moroe: *whips out sausage links* How many?
SgtSin2002: her name is Justine
SgtSin2002: lol!
Dr Moroe: LOL
Dr Moroe: Scary.
SgtSin2002: and her friends call her jussy..
SgtSin2002: my family calls me jus
SgtSin2002: jus & Jussy
SgtSin2002: lol
Dr Moroe: I'd be creeped out if I was dating someone named phillipe
SgtSin2002: lol
SgtSin2002: cause it'd be a guy?
Dr Moroe: Yeah. and he'd be spanish.
SgtSin2002: yeah
SgtSin2002: lol
SgtSin2002: danm spanish bastards
Dr Moroe: speaking of quotes page.. *opens*
SgtSin2002: yeah.. french suck too
Dr Moroe: the french suck harder than anything.
SgtSin2002: them and there damn toast and they're kissing and they're fries
SgtSin2002: bastards
Dr Moroe: they've made a lifestyle out of it.
SgtSin2002: i know
SgtSin2002: its like wtf do us americans have?
SgtSin2002: we have fucking cheese
SgtSin2002: ts god cheee
Dr Moroe: LOL
SgtSin2002: but its still fucking cheese
SgtSin2002: lol
SgtSin2002: er "its good cheese"
SgtSin2002: lol
Dr Moroe: damn good thing that page is open still.
SLATE: i wanna play
SLATE: im tired of DMing
Dr Moroe: lol
Dr Moroe: Rwag.
SLATE: perhaps
SLATE: first though, i wanna meet bitches at RIT
SLATE: and try to get some
SLATE: thats more important
SLATE: my penis > the D&D
Dr Moroe: LOL
Dr Moroe: Clearly your priorities suck.
SLATE: uhh
SLATE: you're retarded
SLATE: haha
Dr Moroe: Welcome to Quotes page.
SLATE: and i mean that in a loving way
SgtSin2002: guys are diffrent then girls
SgtSin2002: guys can get into an arguement
SgtSin2002: then be done with it 10min later
SgtSin2002: girls will bring shit up 3 months later like "HA FUCKER YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT?!"
SgtSin2002: so you'd be fine
Dr Moroe: lol
SgtSin2002: and she'd be pissed off for another week
SgtSin2002: now on the sad note..
SgtSin2002: the insurance company is looking at my car and may possible total it..
SgtSin2002: theres NO WAY i'm letting them total my car
Dr Moroe: How can there be a sad note?!! You're going to have a manage a twat. THERE IS NO SADNESS IN YOUR LIFE
Dr Moroe: Martha Stewart got 5 months in prison!
SgtSin2002: shit thats not enough time for her to clean it..
Dr Moroe: They're n00bs. N00bs want a little cheeze to go with their plot.
Sierra0007: oh yes
Sierra0007: that's true
Sierra0007: but dragons are a bit much for boobs aren't they?
Sierra0007: err
Sierra0007: noobs
Sierra0007: meh same thing in the end
Dr Moroe: I've also got a team of minotaur gladiators and my final mad wizard monster ideas written down.
Dr Moroe: LOL Boobs. Quotes.
Sierra0007: stfu
Dr Moroe: Someone's looking at porn when talking on Aim.
Sierra0007: am not
Dr Moroe: Took you a while to respond to that one
Dr Moroe: Didja hafta wipe your hands? =p
Sierra0007: no I'm takinga survey
Dr Moroe: IN YOUR PAYANTS
Sierra0007: ?
Sierra0007: I'm not wearingn pants