Sierra0007: so what's the point of wearing clothes in pr0n then
CyreneMoon: Smaller font's more attractive to me.
CyreneMoon: omg... u R dork.
Dr Moroe: He asked if she could come but I told him I'd be making fun of anti-war hippies.
Dr Moroe: Strangers are just friends waiting to happen:
Dr Moroe: Who needs sex, we have Java.
InstantMRNA: Jesus Saves. And because he has Evasion, he takes no damage.
Stacy: I need to stop thinking about Peni and Larpers.
Dr Moroe: curse my sore throatedness. And my hunger. I CAN DEAL WITH THE HUNGER!!! BAGLES, AHOY!!!!
JByron212: roll a 30 on your d30
Phil: Stop Lying!
Jake: Ok Jon, you, as a bear, rip off the head of the vampire and it crumbles to dust.
Steph: Sorry guys, Jenna Jameson said she dosn't really like dorks. Your not going to get any from her.
Steph: Yay! A boss Monster!
Nightwind2050: gotta ask ya, mind if i borrow your STFU damage idea?
Nightwind2050: well, i concede the election to you
Dr Moroe: Dan was playing a CN cleric/rogue of olidlaharma, the god of partying and singing and shit. Anyway, after a particularally prosperous dungeon raid, Alex tells Dan that Jay, a wizard, secretly pocketed a stone of olidlaharma without telling Dan. Dan gets pissed and demands the stone from Jay (in private) Jay claims not to know what the fuck Dan is talking about (and he dosn't, Alex is manipulating him) at first. Jay claims that he instead found a 3000gp gem and offers to split it with dan, he was keeping it from the party to get more money. Dan says he dosn't care and wants the stone of olidlaharma. So Dan leaves to go talk to Alex. Alex meanwhile, had his LE imp famaliar attacked by Mark, our paladain, because Mark thought hte imp may have been a spy, or controling Alex altogether. (Not far off, because Alex has a 3 wisdom and the Imp sort of makes plans for/with Al.) Al escapes and when meeting with dan, makes a deal that he will get Dan the stone if Dan in return assasinates the paladain. Dan aggrees, and sends a local assasin after Mark. The assasin rolls like 2 natural 1s on sneaking shit and Mark destroys him with his sword and lance of doom. Later when Dan re-confronts him after getting some confidence boosting from Al, And Jay admits that he did in fact get a gem of olidlaharma, and gives it to dan. The gem he actually gives Dan is a gem that gives him -2 to wisdom. He made it himself to be a dick to dan. So Dan, feeling ablidged to fufill his contract, Offers to guard the paladain's house at night. Mike also does. Mike zaps dan for no reason with vampiric touch (because Mike has trouble with IC/OOC) and Dan holds person on Mike, then kills him. Entering the house (now fully CE) he sneaks into mark's room and casts hold person, Mark wakes up hearing the spell, and summons his mount with his mind. His mount is a powerful intelegent unicorn, who after seeing Dan kill Mark, Attemps to kill dan. Dan runs out a window stabbing himself, trying to get people to think he was defending the 2 dead folks, but the Unicorn speaks common and explains that Dan is the evil douchebag. Jon easilly dispatches the wounded (by himself and the unicorn) dan. the end.
Dr Moroe: ... You like, Take D&D and make it into Pron =P
Sierra0007: just walk on screen naked and get to it
Dr Moroe: Visual effect.
Sierra0007: bah
Dr Moroe: Sometimes a girl wearing a tiny bit of somthing is more attractive.
Dr Moroe: Depends where its located.
Sierra0007: I don't want to see a guy's ass 3/4 naked, then 1/2 naked, then 1/4 naked,
Sierra0007: I want his ass NOW
Dr Moroe: LOL
Sierra0007: or maybe it's just me
Sierra0007: I never was very patient
Dr Moroe: You like it small, ey?
CyreneMoon: Yip.
CyreneMoon: 8pt's the standard on my websites.
Dr Moroe: You know its not the size that counts, its how you use it.
CyreneMoon: And I use it good.
CyreneMoon: So I can see you're trying to make up for it with large font ;-)
Dr Moroe: ...ouch
Dr Moroe: You'll regret that! =P
CyreneMoon: Will I?
Dr Moroe: *shifty evil eyes*
Dr Moroe: ...yes, well. you knew this.
Dr Moroe: And you still slept with me.
CyreneMoon: You crawled into the bed AFTER I fell asleep :p
Dr Moroe: As I recall, you were still moaning.
CyreneMoon: Hahaha.
Dr Moroe: And it dosn't matter. I was in the bed, and you slept. Hergo, you slept with me.
Dr Moroe: So...lol
Bobbo775: yeah we could have a scuffle beteween phil and some tree huggin fairy in a battle royal oh yeah
Dr Moroe: Pay per view.
Bobbo775: better ringside seats with chips now thats life
Dr Moroe: chips and dip and salsa
Dr Moroe: and pizza
Dr Moroe: and canned cheese
Bobbo775: ah yes its not a party without canned chease
Dr Moroe: its pratically a requirement
Dr Moroe: They should change the name from easy cheese to "Party in a can"
Dr Moroe: then "Whoopass" So you could like..open a can o' Whoopass on the crackers.
Yeah, either that or rape in a dark alley waiting to happen.
HAHA
Dr Moroe: Its about you, Dan!
chaos872: ....
chaos872: fuck off
chaos872: fuck off
chaos872: go to hell
chaos872: and fuck off
chaos872: MUTED
chaos872 signed off at 5:52:00 PM.
Dr Moroe: Or I could die in a freak orgy accident.
REhappychic: yeah that is always a possibility
Sierra0007: I dunno about you but I'dr ather have the sexx0ring than the java0ring
Dr Moroe: lol
Sierra0007: at least sex makes sense
Dr Moroe: Speaking as someone who has never had the sexxoring..
Sierra0007: me?
Dr Moroe: I would rather plug my butt with doritoes than do Java.
Sierra0007: ew.
Sierra0007: doritoes
Dr Moroe: lol
SgtSin2002: ...
SgtSin2002: whys yuor throat hurt? FROM SUCKING COCK!?!
Dr Moroe: ...
Dr Moroe: No, from 4 ft of snow CONSTANTLY.
SgtSin2002: ...
SgtSin2002: odd you'd find a guy named snow
Auto response from JByron212: Show me somthing that beats a natural 20, and I'll show you hateful lies!
JByron212: its 50% more ownage
Jon: What am I lying about??
Phil: MORE LIES!!!!
Jon HOW is that a Lie?! It was a question! The nature of a question is to determine the TRUTH!!!
Steph: Why cant I rip the heads off??
Jake: Umm... BECAUSE YOUR NOT A FUCKING BEAR!
Phil: Oh damn, I was SO close.
Jon: You can't have boss monsters in puzzle games.
Jon: Maybe in an action or adventure game...
Phil: I got some action for ya..
Jake: I got a boss for ya..
Phil: IN MY PANTS!!
Phil: He's really hard..
Jake: to BEAT!!
Dr Moroe: lol
Dr Moroe: Odd that you hafta use STFU damage on the deaf kids.
Nightwind2050: i do have to deal with sam and steve remember
Nightwind2050: they dont seem to know what the hell their doing most of the time
Dr Moroe: lol
Nightwind2050: that or they argue over inane and pointless things and haggle with the dm till the dm wants to kill them
Nightwind2050: besides, they cheat
Dr Moroe: yes, I've had people do that.
Nightwind2050: so far i've got a duergar fighter, a drow wizard, a hill dwarf cleric, and a strongheart halfling rogue for a group
Nightwind2050: and a bunch of nuts driving the wills behind them
Dr Moroe: I can only imagine. Drow Dani?
Nightwind2050: yes
Nightwind2050: GOOD drow too
Dr Moroe: Really? I expected Evil =p
Nightwind2050: well
Nightwind2050: i did play a hand there
Dr Moroe: lol
Nightwind2050: forcing her to play a good pc for three level ups
Nightwind2050: see if she can do it
Dr Moroe: "YOU ARE NOT PLAYING EVIL!!!" "But..." "NO!!!" "But..."
Nightwind2050: congratulations
Nightwind2050: hmm, i wonder what percent of the vote i acutally got
Dr Moroe: 2 votes. lol
Nightwind2050: well, 2 out of how many?
Nightwind2050: that's probably at least 6%
Nightwind2050: i get federal funds next time if i got 6!
Dr Moroe: LOL
Dr Moroe: *edits quotes page*
Nightwind2050: hahahaha
Nightwind2050: go ahead, i got worse stuff in dani's qutoe page than you'll ever get from me
Nightwind2050: intellegence 1, dan 0
Dr Moroe: Monkeys with Bananas: 1. Dan: 0.
Nightwind2050: why not?
Nightwind2050: gives the interpeters fits too, really rather funny
Dr Moroe: Really?
Nightwind2050: heh, theres just some things i will not let them interpet, it's too cruel
Dr Moroe: they must think you're all a bunch of sex crazed nerds... oh wait...
Nightwind2050: sides, dani and sam are usually wound up at RWAG
Dr Moroe: Deaf people who are distracted by shiny objects is a bad combo.
Nightwind2050: yes, considering my glass counters...