JTC5884: what would you say if i told you my room smells like a girl :-)
Kristine: You get aroused by anything.
Editor's Note: Talking about Dr.Mario
Phil: I was in an EB gameworld one time and they tried to sell me a hint book with a game I bought.
ChikpeaQti: wow...i don't remember this one at ALL
Dr Moroe: *grins and winks* I had to DRIVE the whole way though =p
Auto response from Dr Moroe: Out Acting. (and hopefully not getting arrested for it this time!)
IBeDaNYer: I miss you(r sex)
Dr Moroe: yeah. I've heard so many stupid things said or done by those anti-american socialists. LOL that would have been pretty cool. Did you hear in the news that some war protester 23 year old college student got run over by a bulldozer while trying to keep the israili government from bulldozing a palistinian home?
Josiah through da E-Mail:
P.S. This is funny, one day at Wendy's we were at the
counter and this old guy was ordering and said "Give
me some Freedom Fries!" The cashier looked at him like
he lost his mind and the old guy turns to me and says
"Ha! caught the dam Frenchman off guard! Har Har!"
Some old people are cool.
Ainigma167: Damn you, I skipped last Weds, so I'll be goin
Raisty2002: i'm sorry i kinda want to go back to bed actually... lol
JTC5884: did she make ya shave your ass?
Dr Moroe: I CANT STAND PHYSICS ITS SO DAMN HARD
[RIT]Astro: wow
Tom: Shut up you two, if I wanted children I would have gone through the pleasure of having sex!
Ainigma167: For some reason I've really been in the mood.
Dr Moroe: Actually I was thinking about it when I told you, but then realised, heck you probabally dont know any Marissas, let alone the one I'm dating =p
angriovum: *hug* guess that's how chicks are different.. we stop bleeding after a while=\
Phil: I have so much land I could pee it.
Al: We should tape out champions games.
Corrie: Who gave you the right to speak?
Dr Moroe: the cat was like
Dr Moroe: has he studied today?
Stabb: Is this room like it's supposed to be?
Dr Moroe: Hey, Creepy Dan!, what did you get in calc? its on SIS
Dr Moroe: James, your away msg just goes to remind us all that you come from Colombia.
Dr Moroe: you never invite me to your wild orgies!!!! -.-
Justin: Phil,.I will give you 5 dollars if you stick your head in this pool of semen.
slate at RIT: 'phil i got some good news and some bad news
Dr Moroe: I'd say thats not impressive, concidering you have a pussy.
JTC5884: hahahaha
JTC5884: *chokes on soup*
Editor's Note: Was it... CHICKEN soup?!
Phil: Thats not true.
Ghost Tiger: Ooga Booga!
Phil: Ooh...Sexy.
Ghost Tiger: I rest Kristine's Case.
Phil: I've never played this game in the entirety of my gaming existance. And I didn't play it for 4 hours last night.
Steph: But I figured with how many other games you've played this would be a snap!
Phil: Running around the maze looking for a rocket launcher is a hell of a lot different than finding where the red pill is supposed to go!
Phil: I was like...lady, I've been playing games since I was teething. I literally chewed my atari controlers and still managed to beat pacman.
Chris: On top of that --I-- have the "Internet"
ChikpeaQti: u musta caught me having sex...
ChikpeaQti: and the hormones went to my brain
Dr Moroe: lol
ChikpeaQti: and i forgot i was talking
Dr Moroe: you say a lot of erotic things to me
ChikpeaQti: cuz i was having sex
Dr Moroe: you once asked me to cyber with you and you meant it =p
ChikpeaQti: no this one isn't erotic
ChikpeaQti: yeah...that was a pretty desperate point in my life
Dr Moroe: lol
Dr Moroe: thanks =p
Ainigma167: HEhe.. that could be fun
Dr Moroe: if you like sucking =p
Ainigma167: I dooof
Ainigma167: haha
Ainigma167: -f
iago101: video camera: $800
iago101: minivan: $23,000
iago101: citation: $238.50
iago101: away message: priceless
iago101: lol
iago101: it's not funny but it is
iago101: i feel for the poor bastard though :-P
Dr Moroe: the news claimed she "fell down" and then the bulldozer not only ran over her, but then backed up over her again. Her parents and friends said this was a sign to bush that he should "Stop selling bulldozers and tanks to israel"
Dr Moroe: LOL because the bulldozers are obviously weapons of mass destruction =P LOL
iago101: hahaha
Dr Moroe: next we'll have people protesting because food we're sending to 3rd world countries is causing them to crap alot and spread disease.
Dr Moroe: sucker (;
Ainigma167: though it's soo nice outside.
Dr Moroe: wow. you typed damn. I'm gonna put that in my quotes page 'cause nobody will believe me if I dont =P
Dr Moroe: *Grins* then go (; sleep well hun
Raisty2002: i knwo but i'd feel so lazy lol plus i'd never getto sleep tonight
Dr Moroe: Not that you would anyway =p
Raisty2002: i'd atleast try to lol
Dr Moroe: ah well (;
Dr Moroe: You wouldn't get much sleep over here if-ya-know-what-I-Mean (;
Raisty2002: hehe =)
JTC5884: kaleena made me shave mine
Dr Moroe: ....
Dr Moroe: *loads geoshitties*
Bobbo775: yes
Bobbo775: i agree calc too
Dr Moroe: its all a bunch of communist hippie crap.
Bobbo775: damn commies
Dr Moroe: Damn hippies
Bobbo775: yeah hippies suck
[RIT]Astro: A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
[RIT]Astro: Thats insane
TROG_DOR: male pig's?
[RIT]Astro: I dunno, prolly both
[RIT]Astro: In my next life I want to be a pig
[RIT]DrMoroe: lol
[RIT]Astro: Wait, how'd they figure this out, and why?
chaos872: i know 2
Dr Moroe: hmm...any here at RIT?
chaos872: one is my 3-10 yr old niece
Dr Moroe: lol
chaos872: the other is a drama instructer at a SHITTY school in Norristown
Dr Moroe: I like how you limited her age between 3 and 10
Dr Moroe: *grins* 5 days (;<
angriovum: *kick*
Dr Moroe: oww. =p
angriovum: jackal...
Tom: To send to rippley's believe it or not?
Phil: nah, America's Funniest home videos!
Al: I think Bob Saggot should die.
Tom: Don't hold back Al.
Phil: I've got a card from the Federal Bureo of speaking...
Corrie: they took it away.
Phil: But I re-applied for a new one!
Dr Moroe: BOOM lick lick!
Alpha InfinityX: lol
Dr Moroe: ohhhh Frozen coffee!!! lick lick!
Alpha InfinityX: I take it you love the cat
Alpha InfinityX: maybe he won't be commign back
Alpha InfinityX: no
Alpha InfinityX: not at all
Dr Moroe: F.
Alpha InfinityX: played games and went out in monopoly pants
Alpha InfinityX: and a robe to gracies
Alpha InfinityX: how bad is that
Dr Moroe: ...ugh
Alpha InfinityX: sorry for the mental image
Phil: I hope so, we never changed it.
Phil: Mongol was in here earlier, bragging about how it only took him 10 minnitues to move his room back.
Phil: I was like...."Mongol, you know how long it took me to get MY room back in place?"
Stabb: "Mongol, you know who gives a fuck?"
Phil: HAHAHAHAHAHA
chaos872: ...
chaos872: this has to be wrong
chaos872: F
chaos872: this ISNT POSSIBLE
Dr Moroe: Seeya in Community College Dan!
Auto response from iago101: i just made a sale :-)
JTC5884: ... if your invited
JTC5884: then you gotta have sex with me..
JTC5884: really wanna be invited?
Dr Moroe: ...
JTC5884: lol
Dr Moroe: but....two girls.
slate at RIT: the good news: i got babies in my fish tank
slate at RIT: the bad news: they are snails! :P
slate at RIT: i dont know how, but my 1 snail has babies
slate at RIT: and there's about 20 of them
Dr Moroe: ...wow that's cool, I didn't know you had a snail haha
Dr Moroe: wait is it one of those gold or black apple snails?
slate at RIT: yeah
slate at RIT: black
Dr Moroe: that's cool you musta bought a pregnant female haha
slate at RIT: how long are they pregnant
Dr Moroe: they lay eggs actually.
Dr Moroe: above the water-rim of your fishtank.....at least the kind I have does =p
slate at RIT: well
slate at RIT: i see the eggs on the tank
slate at RIT: they are under water
slate at RIT: but
Dr Moroe: hmm...then probabally the snail didn't have room to climb out of the tank and lay them.
slate at RIT: i dont understand how she had them
Dr Moroe: aparently it worked anyway though! =p
slate at RIT: i've had it for months
slate at RIT: and it had babies just a few days ago
Dr Moroe: there's also the possibility that you've got a different species of snail than an apple snail..
Dr Moroe: one that's hermaphraditic and lays eggs underwater.
Dr Moroe: lucky me I bought 2 snails and they were both males =p
slate at RIT: but i read that the hermaphrodites dont self-reproduce
slate at RIT: they still use others
DarkMinion123456: or maybe it got freaky with your fish
slate at RIT: to reproduce with each other
Dr Moroe: it really depends on the species of snail.
Dr Moroe: some replicate, some act like worms and double-impregnante, others are single sex.
slate at RIT: thats hot
Dr Moroe: .... if your into snail sex.
Dr Moroe: LOL
slate at RIT: hahahah
slate at RIT: ass
Dr Moroe: owned.
slate at RIT: got me there