TAKE ME TO THE MAIN QUOTES PAGE!!

Dr Moroe: my parents computer is crappy =p
Dr Moroe: it has windows XP. Nothing friggin works on XP. its like having herpies.
ChikpeaQti: riiiiiiiight
ChikpeaQti: i see the connection
ChikpeaQti: oh wait
ChikpeaQti: i really don't
Dr Moroe: yeah me either.
Dr Moroe: but it sounded humorous
Dr Moroe: you know...std..computer system by bill gates
Dr Moroe: they almost always relate somehow.
ChikpeaQti: ohhhh
ChikpeaQti: it's all so clear to me now

Dr Moroe: meet me at like 6:30ish LOL dumbass (;
amusingsguy: it hurts me when you say those things philly
Dr Moroe: not as much as it hurts when I do nice things, wink wink
amusingsguy: LOL
amusingsguy: good one
amusingsguy: see you at 6:30, in the usual place ;-)
Dr Moroe: and usual position (;

CrazyMongol: gee... will you be able to slay me today i wonder, has the ungodly luck of primus run out?
Dr Moroe: I dont know.
Dr Moroe: But I'm going to try!
Dr Moroe: by using EVVVIIILLllll
CrazyMongol: (ping)
Dr Moroe: You detect the presence of 7 evil beings.
CrazyMongol: hmmm
Dr Moroe: lol
Dr Moroe: Internet Dungeon Mastering =P

chaos872: i'm a tough gal to please
chaos872: GUY
chaos872: I MEAN GUY

Phil: Danny's my partner.
Phil: .... aghhugghh.. I need to burn myself.
Dan: If I had a quotes page, that would be on it.

HH (9:27 AM) : 18-f-russia want cybersex?
Dr.Moroe (10:58 AM) : HAH, ahh, no =P
Editor's Note: Where do these people get my ICQ #?
Did I sign up for like... ICQ Random Cyber when I was 13 or somthing?!

JTC5884: btw phil ready to smack the shit out of me?
JTC5884: i met this chick online
JTC5884: and i met her last night
JTC5884: and we were flirting mad hard core
JTC5884: like she was getting the shaks cause i was getting close to her and shit
JTC5884: i got home and talked to her online... yeah... she's 14
JTC5884: lol
JTC5884: i was like GOD DAMN IT NO!!!
Dr Moroe: ....
Dr Moroe: you...are so dumb
JTC5884: omg yo
JTC5884: her ass
JTC5884: OMFG!
JTC5884: her birthday is 3 days before mine
Dr Moroe: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dr Moroe: STFU
JTC5884: THAT GIVES ME 3 DAYS NOT TO GO TO JAIL!
JTC5884: 3 DAY!
Dr Moroe: AGH YOU ARE SO GOING TO PRISON
Dr Moroe: you are going strait to hell
Dr Moroe: lol
Dr Moroe: you and your lolita fetish
JTC5884: lol
JTC5884: she's not latino
JTC5884: wtf
JTC5884: lol

Dr Moroe: do you want me to change your name? =p
JTC5884: yeah like that'd hide who i am
Dr Moroe: lol

JTC5884: no really my dick is soooo small that i gotta go after the youngins really it is

JTC5884: Shibby
Dr Moroe: shibby? =p
JTC5884: hehe
Dr Moroe: ...fag
Dr Moroe: lol

JTC5884: you put your hand on my butt
JTC5884: thinking it was her
Dr Moroe: lol no I didn't *shifty eyes*
JTC5884: not really i just made that up but i'd of shot you
JTC5884: lol

Dr Moroe: I got an idea
Dr Moroe: you should like...go to NCC
Dr Moroe: and look for girls
JTC5884: ewww

Kathy: Shut up with your Eyes and your.. Looking.

Emilie: Ok, now my head hurts.
Emilie: There was too much stupid in that conversation.

Kathy: I wont touch it, I'm greasy.

Phil: Hee-Hee-Hee, Is it ok if I Rape youuuuuu?
Justin: ... NO, then it wouldn't be Rape retard!

Justin: *BRRRPTTTT* ... WASN'T ME!!!

Justin: I want you to splurge in my mouth!

Josiah: I cant believe we played that game for 4 hours... my butt hurts.

Dr Moroe: you know..
Dr Moroe: I know a god damn lot of lesbians....

Stabb: What the fuck..I had 2 bananas and you had 0 and I still lost.
Stabb: God must have went into the game and reprogramed it so that I loose no matter what.
Stabb: It dosn't matter how good I do, I loose.
Stabb: Because Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior, Hates my guts.

Dr Moroe: Some things were not supposed to be told
Dr Moroe: to the non-pedofile fat boy.
JTC5884: it wasn't pedophilia wit danielle so shush

JTC5884: your away msgs turn me on. with your keen word typage skills

Dr Moroe: doubt it. he'll be bangin' his girl.
Ainigma167: yeah, no time for 'fun' anymore
Ainigma167: hehe
Dr Moroe: lol
Dr Moroe: if you consider that boring I guess =P
Dr Moroe: I wouldn't know. errr..wait.. I mean.. I AM STILL AWESOME!!!!
Ainigma167: YOU ARE STILL AWESOME, PHIL!
Ainigma167: ^_^
Dr Moroe: woo-hoo!! ^.^

Dr Moroe: What I need is a strait girl here in rochester =P
Dr Moroe: who dosn't have a boyfriend
Dr Moroe: and isn't a slut
Dr Moroe: now..this limits it to.... ah.. my right hand.
emi dreamer: youre right hand is a strait girl??

Dr Moroe: *secret handshake!*
Ainigma167: *messes it up!*

JTC5884: "I WANT IT ITS BIGGER THAN MINE!!"

JTC5884: lol danielle was big

Dr Moroe: that looks about as sincere as my anus.
JTC5884: lol
JTC5884: mmmm hairy man but
JTC5884: lol
JTC5884: OMG
JTC5884: NO!
JTC5884: DON"T PHIL!

Dr Moroe: I weigh enough for 2 women to fight over me! =P
JTC5884: your 1 tit weighs that
Dr Moroe: you fag.

JTC5884: you bitch about there only being lesbians and sluts in rochester
JTC5884: this is what i got at ncc
JTC5884: 1/2 the population = ugly
JTC5884: then of that half
JTC5884: 1/2 has kids
JTC5884: that leaves 1/4
Dr Moroe: lol
Dr Moroe: that are lesbians and sluts?
JTC5884: of that theres 1/4 sluts 1/4 boyfriends 1/4 parapolegics and then theres 1/4 single wich leaves like 1 girl
Dr Moroe: by the way, not all girls in Rochester are lesbians and sluts, some are ugly.
JTC5884: lol
JTC5884: that better go on the quotes page
JTC5884: lol
Dr Moroe: lol
JTC5884: this should too
Dr Moroe: ok. What the fuck I'll just take the entire conversation for the next 5 minnitues.
JTC5884: this girl was flirting with me right and she was cute and my friend goes "justin get wit her" yeah then the class was over but i missed her she got up grabed her cane and left... my friend goes "she's a gimp?" i said.. yeah... thats done i don't want her hitting my dashboard when she gets in my car with that thing
Dr Moroe: LOL
JTC5884: i mean she was cute
JTC5884: but she had a cane
JTC5884: i was like "woah.. her 3rd legs bigger than mine :-\"
JTC5884: hahah
Dr Moroe: LOL

JTC5884: i owned my dad
JTC5884: then i was like "Yeah... look at that ass..."

JTC5884: "can i rape you? sure.." Damn seeya later i wanted to rape someone
JTC5884: can i rape you? no.. DAMN IT WHY NOT?!"
JTC5884: lol
Dr Moroe: a glimpse into your sex life.

JTC5884: with kaleena its like "SHOW SOME EMOTION AHH"
JTC5884: lol
JTC5884: her happy / sad / pissed off / glad / angry / horny
JTC5884: are all the same look and actions on her face
JTC5884: lol
JTC5884: i never know what mood she's in
JTC5884: with danielle it was
JTC5884: if she's not horny don't touch her
JTC5884: lol
Dr Moroe: lol
Dr Moroe: you had to include horny.
Dr Moroe: you sick, sick bastard.
JTC5884: well yeah..
JTC5884: thats the important one

Phil: My D&D group splits magic items according to who needs them the most. They split the cost of identifying them then divide the goods afterword. Its called TEAMWORK.
Alex: Its called Communisim.

ChikpeaQti: that's gotta suck
Dr Moroe: yep.
Dr Moroe: balls
Dr Moroe: nuts
Dr Moroe: dick
Dr Moroe: whatever's in the area
ChikpeaQti: lol
ChikpeaQti: how come I don't have any of that in my area?

Raisty2002: <--- rides

Eddie: Woo. I only got 3 hours of class instead of 6.
Phil: What class is that?
Eddie: Ideation and Visualisation. Its a drawing class.
Phil: Sounds like whoring.
Eddie: It is whoring. My pussy hurts
Phil: AHAHAHAHA!! Hold on let me load my quotes page
Eddie: haha! Dont use my name though.
Chris: Use Eddie.
Everybody: HAHAHAHAHA
Eddie: Yeah use Eddie.
Phil: haha ok Eddie.

Phil: Were you sitting upside down, because a lot of shit just came out of your mouth?

Phil: OWWWWwww!! I'm gonna die of lead poisoning now! Do you know how many men die of lead poisoning every year because of girls that stab them in the arm with their lead pencils?
Phil: Like 36.
Alicia: Where'd you pull that one out of?
Phil: The 100th aniversary edition of the Alminac of my ass.

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