chaos872: not mud; a chat based d20 3.5
chaos872: did i mention that i hate you
JTC5884: this is my first year at nacc classes
Simon Averot: Well personally Grissom bugs me
Stacy: Oh my GOD! That girl who was sitting at the table when the kid playing Picaso was talking to her...
Stacy: When in the hell do you turn 21 so you can buy booze?
JTC5884: that car is friggen UGLY
RAEhappychic: oh man it was sooo good, the bacon chuncks were bigger than your penis
Phil: *bumps head on Jon's bed* OWW!!! *falls over* Oh man...I just took 2d6 damage!
Dr Moroe: *singing voice* It's JAAAKKeeeee *trumpet fanfare*
Becky: I can't find the box...
Phil: I'm on a 1200 calorie diet.
Becky: Why the hell is it pink outside?
Instant mRNA: you people and your Wow
Phil: Oh man Stacy you HAVE to see our new mouse!
Sarah: Isn't a mouse just a baby rat?
Phil: The year after I took Computer Science in High School they changed it from QBasic to Visual Basic. I was like..damnit!
Phil: Your mom was SO bored watching us play WOW silently, she kept asking questions about nothing. It was driving her crazy!
Phil: Authentic American Food..hmm.. Maybe Cheese curls? Actually I bet the French made those. They really like their cheese.
Flostin: Burbon, Whiskey, Booze...
RAEhappychic: sign back on bitch
jebejosiah: oh man gotta go to work soon
Gary Hein: Phil, thats $500 a week
Dr Moroe: Really?
chaos872: http://www.exodus-chat.org/IceHaven/
chaos872: java based chat
chaos872: im starting to get hooked on it but the Dm's are only mediocre in their running times and world building
chaos872: they do sheetwork well (cant edit yourself) and run good adventures
chaos872: im just wondering if i should cut bait and run or stick with it
Dr Moroe: Do you have anything better to do? =p
chaos872: i go to a community college and have no friends phil
chaos872: i could slam my dick in a door and that would be a productive day for me
Dr Moroe: Yes, but you still idolize me more.
chaos872: but i also hate myself and therfore all that i idolize must be BAD WRONG and worty of my HATRED
Dr Moroe: However, all that you hate must therefore be good and worthy of praise.
chaos872: because i hate myself................. but i hate...........love.............live to hate, hate to live, live to hate hate..........to...... hate love?............................*DIES
chaos872: signed off at 5:19:13 PM.
JTC5884: computer technology I
JTC5884: DC/AC circuit analysis I
JTC5884: computer systems and applications I
JTC5884: introduction to networking hardware
JTC5884: english I
JTC5884: lol
JTC5884: english will be the hardest class
JTC5884: and i failed it 2 times already
JTC5884: so 3rd time i should rape it in the bum
Dr Moroe: rofl
Simon Averot: I like Greg
Simon Averot: He has SUBSTANCE
Dr Moroe: lol
Dr Moroe: he can have a relationship with a hooker.
Dr Moroe: haw.
Dr Moroe: and zing.
Dr Moroe: and woot.
Simon Averot: Well Grissom sure can't
Dr Moroe: lol Grissim would be like "I have a warrant for your toenails"
Simon Averot: L
Simon Averot: O
Simon Averot: L
Dr Moroe: and Greg would be like " I have a warrant... for your heart!!!!"
Simon Averot: LOMAOMOP
Dr Moroe: and the hooker would be like "I'm yours!!! TAKE ME!!!"
Simon Averot: SCOREEEEEEE
Dr Moroe: Mop? wtfzorz?
Simon Averot: LOMAOMOP
Simon Averot: ROTMAFALOH
Simon Averot: ROFLMAO
Dr Moroe: LMAZORG!
Simon Averot: ROTMAFALOH
Dr Moroe: FRALMONG!
Simon Averot: FRALMONG!!!!!
Stacy: If that was me, I'd be like "I HAVE A HUGE BONER RIGHT NOW!!! And I don't even have a penis!"
Phil: 2 months.. We can go to Tally Ho's instead of Hooters!
Stacy: HELL YEAH! Because the only thing better than boobs and wings is boobs and BOOZE.
JTC5884: lol
JTC5884: its a 75 mustang
JTC5884: when stangs were complete GARBAGE
JTC5884: the stang was about as sexy as your old car
Dr Moroe: lol
Dr Moroe: dude my car...chick magnet.
Dr Moroe: lol
Dr Moroe: with its...stalling... and collapsing roof.
JTC5884: haha
Dr Moroe: I didn't even NEED my huge penis.
JTC5884: haha
Dr Moroe: .... they must have been HUGE!!!
RAEhappychic: oh man they were
Dr Moroe: like whole slices!
RAEhappychic: some of the pieces were almost like whole slices and they were thick pieces too
Dr Moroe: that's some good penis.
Dr Moroe: I mean Pizza.
Jake: ... That was NOT 2d6, you Pansy.
Instant mRNA: what up?
Dr Moroe: So what in the nine hells of Nerull does "Jenth's back." mean?
Instant mRNA: me, I am Jenth
Instant mRNA: and I'm back
Dr Moroe: You are Jake.
Dr Moroe: Jacob if you strech it.
Dr Moroe: Did your hometown kids have a special name for you?
Instant mRNA: *batman voice* that's not how I refer to myself in my subconsious
Dr Moroe: nerd
Instant mRNA: I have only been given two nicknames in my life
Instant mRNA: 1. Blade, from the people at Karate
Instant mRNA: I think it has something to do with how my blocking hurts people
Instant mRNA: and, 2. From the people from my job last year: Chief Angry Face
Instant mRNA: I think that one's self-explanitory
Dr Moroe: Most definately.
Dr Moroe: I shall give thee a new nickname.
Dr Moroe: You are now known as "Giggles, the helpful hampster"!
Instant mRNA: not one part of that in accurate
Instant mRNA: maybe "the"
Dr Moroe: LOL
Dr Moroe: Welcome to the next page of the quotes pages.
Instant mRNA: booya
Becky: It's lost in a vast of foreverness...
Sean: Wow, that's like...2 cigarettes.
Phil: ... Kodak.
Dr Moroe: took Becky on a raid tonight, with about 40 other people. SWEET time. I have a pic but I'm sure there's a rat's ass you could give me.
Instant mRNA: It's not that I don't care, its that I don't want to be sucked in
Instant mRNA: jon's already threatend to give me a guest pass
Instant mRNA: I'm barely holding on here
Dr Moroe: Dude, we had an intervention for Dan hadley this weekend
Dr Moroe: Took him to a cabin in PA on a "camping trip"
Dr Moroe: Told him we were worried about his heath, since he hadn't bought WOW yet...
Dr Moroe: Don't make me do that to you, Boy.
Dr Moroe: SMORES MAN. YOU CAN'T SAY NO TO SMORES AND WOW.
Dr Moroe: Ok I go to bed now. sleepy times make my head say strange noises.
Stacy: Is it wireless?
James: Same thing happened to me.
Phil: Ah well, what are you gonna do?
James: Well, I went back and shot everybody.
Becky: I KNOW!! She was like "How can they not talk to each other while playing? I'm playing by myself and I can't shut up!"
James: They do like their cheese.
Phil: Yeah... to go with their wine... and their bitching.
James: They do like their bitching.
drmoroe: I've got Burbon Strux for Trade!
Flostin: I've got Vodka Strux
drmoroe: Really? I'll trade you one Peppermint Schnaps Strux for a Vodka Strux
Flostin: Pfft why would I trade you for a pepperming schnaps when it is only a simple strux and Vodka is advanced?
whistles384: flostin.. how many of those vodka strux you got???
wulf807: anyoen got jack daniels strux?
whistles384: no i really want the vodka ones...
paladinlove: y is everyone interested in vokda strux when i got VSOP strux lol
Uglyleopard: How can vodka be advanced when you mix it with other drinks?
Uglyleopard: I think i may be the only one with an irn bru strux.. so i can make vodka and irn bru :P
whistles384: i dont mix vodka.. i like it straight
wulf807: lol
wulf807: vodka and coke ..
Uglyleopard: Fair enough, i went off straight vodka ever since this one night...
Uglyleopard: i wont go into details...
Uglyleopard: never again...
paladinlove: i like mixing VSOP with Mango Puree
wulf807: lol
wulf807: i got carlsberg strux anyone got grolsch?
whistles384: vodka and dr pepper is good too
drmoroe: Ok Ok Ok, I know you won't trade the Vodka Strux for the Schnaps Strux--but what If I throw in 5 BarBux?
Flostin: Sorry, being WAYNE THE BRAIN and all I am, I already have plenty of barbux
drmoroe: cuurrrrssessss
Flostin: *Takes off green afro*
drmoroe: oh well, I still have my Captain Morgan Strux to keep me warm.
Flostin: mmm
Flostin: I have my 151 strux
drmoroe: Has anyone ever gotten teh Absynth strux? I hear you can only get it from a boozestrux box if you live in europe.
Uglyleopard: I like paying the barman.. means you get more Bar nuts per day...
drmoroe: ... my god what have I started? lol
Uglyleopard: YOu fool
Uglyleopard: you have killed our minds
Uglyleopard: and turned us into alcoholics
Flostin: Lmao like that Southpark
Flostin: ALCOHOLISM IS A DISEASE!
Auto response from Dr Moroe:doobeedoo
jebejosiah: the one day little john was picking up his car
jebejosiah: and he gave us crunk as a tip
Dr Moroe: ok have fun at work, sucka.
Dr Moroe: crunk??
jebejosiah: and then we saw korn the one day
jebejosiah: yeah
jebejosiah: crunk
jebejosiah: you know what black people drink
Dr Moroe: ... kool aid?
jebejosiah: no no
jebejosiah: alcoholic beverage
Dr Moroe: Fried Chicken?
jebejosiah: like thunderbird
jebejosiah: hahaha
Dr Moroe: ohkay. didn't know that. good to know.
jebejosiah: yes fried chicken is a beverage, if theres enough grease on it
jebejosiah: you know little john the rapper right?
Dr Moroe: no
jebejosiah: holy shit
jebejosiah: wow
Dr Moroe: I have never lived in the ghetto.
jebejosiah: haah
Dr Moroe: I believe I heard of some rapper named M & Ms once.
jebejosiah: yeah i guess so
jebejosiah: little john is a very famous rapper
Dr Moroe: And some guy named 45 cents.
jebejosiah: made fun of by chapelle
Dr Moroe: Little Richard?
jebejosiah: dammit!
jebejosiah: just dont ever come to philly phil
jebejosiah: youd be shot for being way to white
Dr Moroe: but I like cheese steaks.
jebejosiah: haha
Dr Moroe: wait wait wait
jebejosiah: have you had a philly cheese steak?
Dr Moroe: I know little John!!!
Dr Moroe: Robin Hood's Friend!!!
jebejosiah: yes
jebejosiah: nnoooo
jebejosiah: bad bad man
Dr Moroe: "Robin hood N' Little John Walkin' through the forest, OOOdalally Odalally Odalally Ey!"
Dr Moroe: Yes, I know.
Dr Moroe: Minus taxes and minus the money I am going to put strait into the wedding account
Dr Moroe: It'll be good money still though
Gary L Hein: and minus your rent
Dr Moroe: right
Dr Moroe: and gas
Dr Moroe: and food
Gary Hein: and minus your food
Gary Hein: and date money
Gary Hein: and beer money
Gary Hein: sounds like your in the red