NuRk2002: i swear like a drunkin sailor. every other word out of my mouth is four letters, starts with an f and ends in a k

Phil: Come on Josie, Be a team player.

Phil(to Justin Crescenzi): DON'T TOUCH ME!! 2 MILLION DOLLARS!!

Phil(to Andrew Williams): Andy, if you don't move a piece in 5 seconds I am going to slap you.
Casey: 5....4....3....2....1....
*slap*

JTC5884: you actully let andy know that we know he picks his nose
JTC5884: "*squish squish* andy is that snot?....." "no..... *Squish squish*"

JTC5884:then played music really loud
JTC5884: and humped my dog

JTC5884: /me looks at porn and whipz0rz it outz0rz

Hottie33105: TAKE ME OU T
Dr Moroe: to the ball game, take me out to the crowd...
Dr Moroe: buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks..
Hottie33105: FUCK U

JTC5884: i'm gonna orgasim on my speakers

Dr Moroe: STOP
Dr Moroe: BEING
Dr Moroe: GAY
JTC5884: :/
JTC5884: I CAN"T HELP IT

Dr Moroe: STOP SUCKING DICK AND LICKING BALLS
Dr Moroe: AND GIVING REACHAROUNDS
Dr Moroe: AND ALL YOUR OTHER GAY SHIT
JTC5884: i don't do reach arounds..

JTC5884: if i'm gonna be gay i want him to be big and strong

Hottie33105: Do u want my mom to call the coops on u
Dr Moroe: the Coops ? =p

Phil: It was 6:00 in the morning, I had 3 hours of sleep, I couldn't go into CounterStrike and play a round, what was I gonna do?
Justin: Beat off?

Phil: Look, I'm the Funny one, Josiah's the Angry one, and Justin your the Gay one.
Justin: Together we're F.A.G!

Burnsie J 04: If ur naughty go 2 ur room.. If u wanna be naughty, go 2 mine

Cassie1275: Shower=Naked=Fun :)

Dr Moroe: I wanna puke all over myself!

Burnsie J 04: well i am going to go to bed and have dreams about you naked phil
Dr Moroe: Dosn't everyone? (;

Phil: Look, I called you at 3 and you said you'd be here at 4, You called me at 4 and said you'd be here by 4:30, its 5:00 now and thats -2- hours Matt.
Matt: Not in my time.
Phil: What time is that? Pussy time?

Dr Moroe: A girl full of lies is a girl full of crabs.

Dr Moroe: You want me.
Dr Moroe: you sick fuck.
JTC5884: yep
Dr Moroe: ...
JTC5884: i want your big hairy man tits in my mouth

Dr Moroe: I want to have her baby =P
cass876: you love her huh?
cass876: oh man phil
cass876: you gross me out
cass876: haha
Dr Moroe: LOL

Dr Moroe: the clams were bad-ass
IBeDaNYer: lol
Dr Moroe: I was like "Yo man Clams are bad ass yo gimmie mo' clams"
IBeDaNYer: LOL
Dr Moroe: lol
Dr Moroe:Lets go get naked.

Dr Moroe: O.o LOL wait I can come to your house if we rent a movie or order one from your dish? =P
ReinaItalia: yes
ReinaItalia: lol
Dr Moroe: Lets rent a porn (;
Dr Moroe: LOL
ReinaItalia:hahaha yah that'll go over well
Dr Moroe: "ohh yes oohh yes" OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?!!

IBeDaNYer: *Plays with her breasts*
IBeDaNYer: Phil, im playing with my breasts.
Dr Moroe: Kristin, why are you playing with your breasts? O.o
IBeDaNYer: well they're so big, i better get some good use out of them

IrishKandee: i found a little tube of ky jelly in my room and threw it out my window
IrishKandee: too bad you could've used it
IrishKandee: the first step is lubrication, phil
IrishKandee: i thought you knew that
Dr Moroe: I know that.
Dr Moroe: but who needs Jelly?
Dr Moroe: I've got my tongue.

Dr Moroe: go lick your sister's crotch =p
IrishKandee: oh can i??

IrishKandee: my dog wants you to touch his private pee pee parts

Dr Moroe: ... ... ... damnit james you made me violate some of god's commandments =p
iago101: lol, which one?
Dr Moroe: Thou Shalt not comitt adultury.
iago101: u've cheated on ur wife because of me?
Dr Moroe: O.o
Dr Moroe: that sounds so wrong..

IBeDaNYer: Ok thats better
IBeDaNYer: makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside

iago101: anywya, i gotta head
Dr Moroe: you got some head?! GO JAMES!

IBeDaNYer: i like being smacked around

Dr Moroe: Ok, *sexy voice* Byyyeee Julie... I'll be waiting.
spixy1019: ok, *sinister voice* Don't hold your breath....
Editor's note: OOWWWWW SHOT DOWN!