TITLE:    155 Words 8, Or, X-2K
AUTHOR:     Lori Schwabenbauer
E-MAILschwaben@bigfoot.com
SPOILERS:    None
RATING:    G, I think
CONTENT WARNING:    Extreme possibilities. Apocalyptic worldview.
Computers going haywire.  Vegetarian cookery.
CLASSIFICATION:    MSR
SUMMARY:    Mulder and Scully tackle Y2K
DISCLAIMER:  I disclaim any infringement on 10-13, FOX or Chris Carter. 


155 Words 8, Or X-2K
by Lori Schwabenbauer 
 

Mulder said to Scully, "Have you looked into the y2k problem yet?"

Scully said to Mulder, "I've already spent my retirement savings on a kerosene
generator and twenty cases of kidney beans."

Mulder said to Scully, "Great!  I've got eighteen pounds of non-hybrid seeds and
forty bags of jasmine rice.  Why don't we pool our resources?"

Together Mully and Sculder (oops) added fiberglass insulation to a mountain cabin
in an undisclosed location, where they installed solar panels and 2,400 rolls of toilet
tissue.  They  began experimenting with vegetarian cookery.

"Her beans go perfectly with my rice," thought Mulder.

"His rice goes perfectly with my beans," thought Scully.

"Her red hair goes perfectly with my winsome smile," thought Mulder.

"His dimpled chin goes perfectly with my full lips," thought Scully.

"Scully, what would you say to helping repopulate the Earth in a post-apocalyptic
world?" asked Mulder.

"It would only be patriotic," said Scully.

So they did.

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