Mulder and Scully were drinking coffee, which wasn’t unusual because they have highly
stressful jobs and only drank coffee. Scully was going to the toilet. As she stood up, she
knocked her coffee over onto Mulder’s pants and burnt him. Quickly she grabbed some
napkins and tried to clean him up and Mulder realised that that *was* the place you’d want
to burn a guy, at least, he enjoyed being burnt there by Scully.

Mulder and Scully noticed Mulder’s erection at the same time. Scully went to the bathroom,
embarrassed, not because of the erection, oh no, she’d seen Mulder with a hard-on plenty
of times. But this felt different.

Mulder tried to cross his legs under the table. He tried to get *those* thoughts of Scully out
of his mind and mopped up the dampness from the table.

Then Scully sat down again and they finished their coffee and muffins and went back to work.

FIN
“I’m just trying to be me, proving what I’ve got to prove. People think that I’m sittin’ on top
of the world.”

You can deny yourself the truth, however you can never deny yourself the x-files.