TITLE: 155 Words:  The Shortest Fast Hard Screw Buzz
AUTHOR: Bidie McCucholl
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RATING: PG-13
CATEGORY: VR
SPOILERS: No
SUMMARY: Scully has imbibed one too many Fast Hard Screws on the Main Deck, after
having introduced Mulder to her creation, and finds herself completely unable to enjoy the
attentions of a concerned Mulder in her hotel room. Find out---in 155 words---what Scully
was feeling during her Fast Hard Screw Buzz
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155 Words: The Shortest Fast Hard Screw Buzz
by Bidie McCucholl

Fast Hard Screw on the Main Deck.
Damn, I'm original.
And I'm drunk, too.
Not to mention the fact that I can't seduce Mulder worth shit.
Here he is, sitting right beside me, cradling my head in his hands, and I can't get him in
the bed.
"Hey Scully, someday you'll look back on this and laugh your ass off."
Mistakes aren't funny, Mulder.
"I'll have to remember what's in it if I ever want a quick buzz."
I've got your buzz right here, Spooky.
"You want me to stay?"
I nod weakly.
He's grinning. "All right. You may need me to hold your head up anyway."
Funny, Mulder.
I'd rather you stay out of desire than out of obligation to me.
But I'll take what I can get until I'm sober enough to ask for it myself.
Come morning, Mulder will be right where I want him.
I can only hope he'll want me.

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