Happy birthday Teri!

I had some Idea's for gifts, but didn't know what to get. I really don't know you all that well and so what I did was just used what I do know and took it from there. As a side note, I decided to do a little creative manipulation with some pictures I got. Remember that this is all in good fun.

Like I said, I had a few Idea's but I was not sure if they would be good for you: 1)-cooking stuff. You got some for the swap, but it looked like you got what you needed so…Besides, since I'm a cook I like to buy the best and if I went around a buying you $60 sauce pans people would talk. That can come later, with other reasons…2) clothes. I did not know your size and I know what a mistake it is to guess a woman's size, so…3) something from Vicki's, this was trickier. As in #2, but also not knowing you too well I did not want "cross the line" and give you something that you might not think is appropriate. What would people say? "Hey he got her frilly things" I would not want anything I do innocently misinterpreted a sexual connotation or innuendo. Me of all people, Mr. Innocent…4) some thing from Frederick's. Like the one in #3. Even if you did not mind it, some might think that this stuff was "trashy" well I like that some times, but that is me. I don't like to ware it; I like to look at it. Some people need to relax a little. This stuff is to help make sex fun, but were back on that insinuation thing. Again, Me…5) handcuffs. I figured that you might be able to get some good one at your internship. This also might be misinterpreted. I like silk scarves better; they can double as blindfolds. Not that I would suggest that with you or any thing like that.

Law Enforcement joke: The Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in Columbia. "The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said, "Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."

Incase that whole "law enforcement" does not work out, you can always go in to dancing. Those tasteful B&W art photos I talked to you about might come in handy too. ^_^

You always wanted to "make your own money" well I did it for you. You might have problems at foxwoods with these.