1. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. - MUHAMMAD HAMOOD (hamud2k2@hotmail.com)
  2. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
  3. Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
  4. We could learn a lot from crayons:
    some are sharp, some are pretty,
    some are dull, some have weird names,
    and all are different colors...but
    they all exist very nicely in the same box.
  5. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
  6. If you think you have understood it, then you have really not.
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