Warning: This fanfic is rated S because some parts, and really the
entire fanfic, tends toward excessive sillyness.

Standard disclaimers apply- I didn't create anything but the bad guys
and the... urm, plotline, for lack of a worser word.

		     Sailor Moon: The Rejected Episodes
			 A continuing fanfic by Kristin Renee Taylor

		     Special Episode 6.5: "Don't Forget to Recap" Part 2


[Setting: A lounge room with a large couch and matching recliner.
	Various members of the current cast of Sailor Moon: The Rejected
Episodes are either sitting on the couch (This would be Ami and
Makato) or on the floor (Usagi, ChibiUsa and the wolfcub version of
Lupis). Stephanie (dressed in a jeans and a plain black t-shirt
instead of her normal business suit) is sitting in the recliner with
her legs tucked under her, reading a book. Luna and Artemis are also
curled up on one of the couch cushions, asleep.
	[Usagi waves to the camera.]

Usagi: Hi guys and welcome back! As you know this is the second part
of SM:TRE's special recap episode.

Makoto: Hopefully, this time around no one will be getting hurt.
After all this is a Sailor Moon fic, not Celebrity Deathmatch.

[Several images of Venus and Mars trying to kill one another flash
by.
	Ami sighs.]

Ami: Yes. That was unfortunate. Doubly so since Minako-chan and
Rei-chan are now in no condition to be in this episode.

Usagi: Cal, too. It's a real shame what happened to her.


[Flashback sequence. Cut to outside the studio where the last episode
was being taped -
	Cal is standing in front of her car. She is alternating between
adjusting a makeshift bloodsoaked bandage on her left wrist and
searching for her keys.]

Cal(angry, mutter): Stupid werewolf. I knew I should have turned him
into a rug when I had the chance. I wonder how many stitches I'm
gonna need?

[Fishes her keys out of her right pocket. A nut falls on her head,
startling her. She looks up to see a squirrel sitting on a nearby
tree branch. She glowers at it irritably.]

Cal(angry): Go away you furry-tailed rat.

[The squirrel chitters angrilily.]

Cal(angry): Oh yeah!? Well you can take that acorn and shove it where
the sun don't shine for all I care!

[The squirrel chitters again. A second squirrel shows up and sits
down next to it. Both of them glare balefully at Cal.]

Cal(angry): Listen, you lice-infested misreable excuses for rodents,
I don't have time to sit here and argue with you. So why don't just
go find a convinent steamroller and make sure you're under it?

[A third squirrel joins the first two. All of them are chittering
angrily. Cal ignores them and unlocks her front door. A fourth
squirrel climbs onto the car's hood and chitters at her. She glares
at it.
	Camera view switches to reveal the hundred or so *very* mad
squirrels lined up behind Cal.]

Cal(angry): Bite me.

[Cut to inside of studio, inside a break room.]
	Ami and Makoto are sitting at a table, next to a window. They're
playing Poker.
	Cal runs by the window, several squirrels hanging from her arms,
chest, back, and hair.]

Cal(muffled by the glass): Heeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllpppppp
meeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Ami(frown): I'll bet ten bucks.

Makoto(confident): Ha! I'll see your ten and raise ya twenty!

[Cal runs by again and now there's a squirrel on her face.]

Cal(muffled by the glass): Get im off! Get im off! Get im off! Get im
off! Get im off! Get im off! Get im off! Get im off!

Ami(taking a card): Did you hear something?

Makoto: Nope.

[Cal runs by again. This time she starts to frantically beat at the
window with one hand while pulling the squirrels off with the other.]

Ami(sighs): Okay, Mako-chan. What do you have?

[Makoto lays down her cards.]

Makoto(smile): Full House.

[Makoto starts to laugh and reaches out to take the money. Ami grabs
her wrist. With her other hand she lays down her cards.]

Ami(smile): Royal Flush.

[Ami takes the money while Makoto stares at the cards.]

Makoto: Damn!

[Behind them, dozens of squirrels tackle Cal and she slumps out of
view, leaving a large blood-smeared trail on the window.]


[Cut back to the lounge.
	Usagi scratches Lupis behind the ears. The wolfcub grins with
wolfish delight.]

Usagi: So, as you can see, Lupis does *not* have rabies.

Makoto: And although Cal is in critical condition, the doctors are
sure she will have made a full recovery by the time Episode Eight
rolls around.

Ami(puzzled): I still want to know what would have made all of those
squirrels attack her in the first place.

[All of them look at Stephanie.]

Stephanie(not looking up, menacing): If any of you even *dare* to
imply that I did it, I will be forced to have a pack of wild dogs
tear you apart in the parking lot later.

[Silence.]

Makoto(nervous laugh): Well, I guess this means Stephanie's innocent,
ne minna?

[The others heartily agree.]

Makoto: So let's continue with the recap. Where did leave off last
time?

Usagi: We're at the start of the fourth episode.

Makoto: Cool! Just so you reader's know, this was, by far, the
Author's favorite episode to write, probably because it features her
favorite Senshi, namely moi, getting drunk. (thinks, aloud and
annoyed) Hey!

[The Author giggles.]

Ami: It's also the closest thing to a crossover the Author will ever
dare write. Not because she hates crossovers but because she feels
that the only other Anime she's seen would not blend properly with
Sailor Moon, given the Author's odd sense of humour.

Makoto(puzzled): Ranma 1/2 wouldn't blend properly with Sailor Moon?

Ami: No. Shin Seiki Evangalion wouldn't blend properly.

[Cut to Tokyo 3, an Angel is approaching.
	The Sailor Senshi, standing on a nearby building, start their
introductions. The Angel continues on past them, and the AT field
vaporizes them before they can move.]


[Back to the lounge.
	Usagi and Makoto are both pale.]

Ami: See what I mean?

[The other two Senshi nod.]

Ami: Now, many people are familar with Episode Four's dance club
scene. For those of you who aren't, Mako-chan will recap it for us.

Makoto(surprised): I will?

Usagi: Of course you will! You were the only one out of the three of
us that was there.

[Makoto swallows nervously.]

Luna(low): Do the recap, Makoto.

[Makoto cringes.]

Makoto(mutters): Fade out.


[Setting: A dance club.
	Makato, dressed in dance club attire, is sitting at the bar,
talking to the bartender.]

Makoto: So how 'bout it?

[She hands the bartender a phony ID card. He takes it, examines it
for several seconds, then hands it back.]

Bartender: One Tequila Sunrise coming up.

[He makes the drink and hands it to her. Makoto takes a sip.]

Makoto(thought): Hey! This is pretty good. I'll have to have a few
more of these...

[Half an hour later...
	Makoto is on the dance floor, dancing in a not-quite-sober
manner to Cher's Belive. She spots three American men in Navy
uniforms and staggers over to them.]

Makoto(slurred Japanese): Hiiiiiii!!!!!!!! You guys are really
cute... didja know that?

Sailor 1(English): Eh?

Sailor 2(English): I'm sorry, Miss, but my friends and I don't speak
Japanese very well.

[Makoto's face screws up as she concentrates on their words. After a
very long time, she finally says something.]

Makoto(Perfect English): That's okay. I just realized that I can talk
English if I don't try.

[The three sailors look at each other.]

Sailor 1(English,slow): Okay...

Sailor 3(English): Are you okay, Miss?

Makoto(English): Sure! I've never felt better in my life! Did you
know I'm a Sailor Warrior? Yep. I'm Sailor Jupiter!

[She leans in really close, so close that the second sailor has to
grab her before she falls over. She smiles at them conspiratorily.]

Makoto(English, low): But don't ya'll tell anyone that. To the world
at large I'm known as Makoto.

[She leans backwards, stumbles, and falls into the arms of the third
sailor. He shares an amused look with his three buddies.]

Sailor 3(English): Yes. Of course, Miss Makoto. I'm Butch, that's
Emilo, and that's Joey. (points to the other two.)

[Music Change: Harvey Danger's Flagpole Sitta.]

Butch(English): You didn't come here alone, did you?

Makoto(English): Nah... I brought my two friends Rei and Minako.
(grins) They're Sailor Mars and Sailor Venus. But don't tell anyone
that.

Joey(English, to Emilio): She is sooo plastered.

Emilo(English, to Joey): Yep. We should take her back to her friends.

[Butch and Joey nod. Butch helps Makoto to stand straight again.]

Butch(English): Take us to your friends.

Makoto(English): Okay.

[She staggers off into the crowd, the three Navy officers behind
her.]


[Cut back to the lounge.]

Usagi: What happened after that, Mako-chan?

Makoto: I don't know.

Ami & Usagi: Huh?

Makoto: I passed out after I got back to Rei and Minako.

Usagi: Hm... Oh well, if anybody's curious they can just read the
episode for themselves. Now, where were we?

Stephanie(not looking up): Lupis sprayed the Insanity gas.

Usagi: Oh yeah! That's right. Well, during episode 5, a lot of wierd
stuff happened.

[A large amount of fanfare. Ted McCan runs into the lounge and hands
Usagi an award.]

Ted McCan: Congratulations Tsukino Usagi! You've just won the
Understatement of the Year Award! What are you going to do now?

[Usagi stands up.]

Usagi: I'm going to AnriLand!

{Note: AnriLand is a registered trademark of Blueberry Enterprises.
B'ENT employees and the family of B'ENT employees are ineligble for
the Understatement of the Year award. Besides, what are you going to
do with a fictional award anyway? You've been warned.}

[Ted McCan and the award vanish. Usagi sits down and acts as though
absolutley nothing had just happened. The others are scared out of
their wits.]

Makoto: What the hell was that?

Ami: Do we really want to know?

Makoto: You're right. We don't.

Usagi: A whole bunch of stuff happened. None of it made sense. Take,
for instance, the scene were we visited Rei-chan at the shrine. Fade
out!

[Fade out.]


[Setting: The Hikawa Jinja.
	Rei, dressed in her robes, approaches the other Senshi (sans
Venus). She glares at Makoto.]

Rei(cold, to Makoto): I am very surprised, Makoto-san. I didn't think
that you would dare show your face at this shrine again after what
you did last night.

[The others stop. Makoto is very surprised.]

Makoto: What are you talking about, Rei-chan? I wasn't here last
night.

Rei: Then you're denying it?

Makoto: Denying what?

Rei(imitaiting Makoto): "C'mon Rei-chan, let's use Yuuichiro-san for
target practice! I'm sure he won't mind!"

[Makoto blanches. The others stare at her.]

Makoto: I didn't say that!

Rei(angry): Oh yeah!? Then why is Yuuichiro-san in the hospital?

[At this point, Yuuichiro walks up to them. Rei doesn't notice him.]

Yuuichiro: Uh, Rei-san?

Rei(shouts, to Makoto): You electroucuted poor, defenseless
Yuuichiro-san! You didn't even give him a fair chance!

Yuuichiro: Rei-san?

Rei(shouts): Dammit! I was going to ask him if he wanted to go out
tonight! You've robbed me of my future boyfriend!

Yuuichiro(surprised): You were really going to ask me out?

Rei(to Yuuichiro): Shut up, Kumada! Can't you see I'm ranting about
you! (muttered) Now where was I? Oh yeah... (to Makoto, shouts) I
can't believe you have the nerve to waltz up here like everything's
okay! I never want to see you again!

[She takes a deep breath and whirls on Usagi.]

Rei(to Usagi, shouts): And if you don't put your head back on right
this instant, I'm going to punt it into the stratosphere! Do you have
any clue how annoying it is to have somebody pulling their head off
while I'm trying to rant?! Of course you don't! You proabaly don't
even know the meaning of the word 'rant!'


[Cut back to the lounge.]

Ami: Needless to say, this was not one of Rei-chan's saner moments.

Makoto: Minako-chan was scarier.

Ami: Yes, well, Minako-chan tends to go insane far more often than
Rei-chan does.

Makoto: This is true.

Usagi(annoyed): Hey! I know what 'rant' means! It's what the Author
does everytime someone mentions OW!

The Author: ARGH!

Makoto: Oh great, Usagi-chan. Now you've done it! Quick, somebody
recap episode 6 before we have to listen to the 'Sailor Blueberry'
story again!

Lupis: Rwoorr woof!

[Fade out.]


[Setting: The FALCORP building.
	Minako, as Sailor Venus, is standing alone outside. Usagi is
cowering behind her. Lupis, in werewolf form, is standing across from
Venus. Cal is cowering behind him. The whole scene is in black,
white, and shades of gray.]

Venus(puzzled): What happened to the color?

Lupis: I'm color-blind, so sue me.

Venus(puzzled): But why is it in black and white?

Lupis(angry): Because I'm doing a recap!

Venus: Geez, Loophole, you don't gotta shout.

Lupis(enraged): The name's LUPIS!!!

Usagi: Quick, V-chan! Use your special attack while he's distracted!

Venus(nods): Right! Stand back, Usagi-chan.

[Usagi stands back a few feet. Venus turns and faces him. She
concentrates and begins to glow.]

Venus: VENUS --

[Lupis snarls in rage and charges her. Venus lifts one hand over her
head.]

Venus: -- CRESCENT --

[A bright golden ball begins to form above Venus' palm.]

Venus: -- KAWAII --

[Lupis lunges at her. The ball gets bigger. Venus throws it at
Lupis.]

Venus: -- SPHERE!!!

[Lupis collides with the ball. It explodes in a large, golden shower
of light. Usagi and Cal squint against the glare.]

Usagi(shout): Minako-chan!

Cal(shout): Lupis!

[There is the sound of Minako giggling. The light begins to fade.]

Usagi(hesitant): Minako, uh... Sailor Venus?

[The light fades totally. Venus is still standing. In her arms she is
cradling a rather large Alaskan Timber wolf cub. She scratches its
belly and giggles when it grins and her and croons in delight. Usagi
runs up to her and gives her a big hug.]

Usagi: Thank Kami you're okay!


[Cut back to the lounge.
	Usagi rubs Lupis' tummy.]

Usagi: Don't you like being a wolfcub much more than a bad guy?

Lupis(thought): Oh yeah! Especially since Stephanie can't try and
kill me anymore!

Stephanie(thought, to Lupis): Don't bet on it, Lupis. I *am* a
vengeful, evil woman, remember?

[Lupis whimpers. Usagi glares at Stephanie.]

Usagi: Why are you so mean?

Stephanie: Because I'm the main villaness.

Usagi: Oh. Okay.

[The trio share a look. They all stand up.]

Ami: And thus concludes The Sailor Moon Special Episodes.

Makoto: From all of us to all of you --

All: JA NE, MINNA!

[They wave to the camera.
	Fade out.]

  							******THE END******

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