This episode did have its good moments. Unfortunately,
virtually NONE of these were on the main plot, which was
about Mr. Garibaldi's increasing involvement with Wade and
whoever he works for and his increasing distance from his
former friends. The two subplots were about beginning to
forge a new alliance against the Drakh and the "Voice of
the Resistance. But in the old Centauri tradition of
getting the worst out of your way first, let's start with
the Garibaldi plotline.
Now, you KNOW your episode is in trouble when the MAIN, big
part of it is the worst part! That's not a good sign.
Okay, so the Garibaldi plotline did have some decent parts,
such as the beginning of his involvement with the
mysterious Mr. Edgars, the introduction of the
telepath...erm...serum...the explanation of whatever
happened to Lise's kid (it was a girl, her name is Debra,
and she will be living with her father, Franz and his NEW
wife--not Lise. I'd been kinda wondering ever since "A
Voice in the Wilderness."), and for some reason, I don't
know WHY, I like Wade. He's not normally the type of
character I would like, but I think it has something to do
with the fact that even though he's a thug, he seems to be
a relatively SMART and well-educated thug, which is a rare
combination. Whatever, he's an interesting character for
some odd reason.
But this plotline had problems coming out of its EARS.
Observe:
1. The man who wanted Garibaldi to find his
daughter--sure, fine, let us know that even though
Garibaldi has resigned and all of that, he's still a nice
guy at heart. That's okay, show us that, good. But this
was OVERDONE! Besides the semi-funny line "I don't want to
get me in trouble" the whole scene was so SCHMALTZY!!
Bleck! It was SOOOO saccharine and sweetsy-poo. Not at
ALL what I expect from B5. And the guy playing "Ben" was a
horrible actor, and way too emotional, and the lines STUNK.
"I can't eat, I can't sleep, she's the only thing in the
universe for me!" Can we say MELODRAMA, boys, girls, and
hermaphrodites? YUCK! I felt like I needed a drink of
water to counteract all the sugar after that scene.
Bleck.
2. What the heck was up with that leprechaun who was their
contact? If it wasn't for his beard, I would have assumed
that anyone with a voice that high must be a girl, and his
acting was atrocious, too. I was GLAD when he got
shot!
3. I DO NOT like Lise. Not AT ALL. She is a whiny,
fickle, gold-digging, selfish little BRAT! "Oh, Michael,
don't LEAVE me, MI-chaaeeelll...." screaming whenever a
gun goes off, shrieking and cowering and whimpering. Oh,
sure, it was Franz who left HER, not the other way around,
and HE was having an affair, but still, you gotta wonder,
exactly WHY did he divorce her so QUICKLY? My guess, since
there's nothing wrong with her looks (I would KILL for
cheekbones like that...) must be her personality. And
since I couldn't stand even listening to her for five
minutes at a time, I can just imagine how hard it would be
to put up with her in person, so to Franz, I say, GOOD
MOVE! And I do not believe for one moment that she "traded
up" to Edgars JUST because he was kind to her. Oh, no, it
was definitely also (if not entirely) the money. She has
such a whiny-little-rich-girl thing to her that I imagine
she would never even CONSIDER living a life of moderation,
so she'd have to marry rich. Not to mention--the main
thing that annoys me about her--the scenes where she's
talking to Garibaldi sound like a fragging SOAP OPERA!!
They're so...melodramatic, big pregnant pauses, drippy,
soppy romance stuff--OH, NO! WHAT did Brad say to Melanie?
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!! etc. (Now, I realise I shouldn't go
dissing soap opera actors--after all, according to the
Internet Movie Database, Wortham Krimmer (Emperor
Cartagia!) has been a regular on "One Life to Live" for
almost 8 years now! Andreas Katsulas (G'Kar) and Joshua
Cox (Corwin) have been on the same series. Various people
from Star Trek have also been on soaps--Kira, Garak, Kes,
and Janeway to name just a few.) All around, she's an
irritating character, has a yucky personality, and her
dialogue makes me want to either throw up or go to sleep.
Not a good combination.
But a question remains--that message she left for
Garibaldi, under her unmarried name--was it a soppy,
soap-opera-diva-ish whine, or was it an actual message,
perhaps a WARNING, something she thought it important for
him to know but did not want to say in public? We'll never
know...
4. The whole thing with Garibaldi's identicard--it was OBVIOUS that once he had his stuff taken away from him, he would instantly get into trouble, and lo and behold, he does. Also Garibaldi's attitude grated on my nerves (yes, I know he's had his little brain messed up, but STILL...) through the entire episode. And what's with all this hurtful resentment about having Zack be the one to take his gun away? When a cop resigns, he's ALWAYS supposed to give up his stuff the instant he does so, it's the normal regulations! It shouldn't be any big deal! Sheesh!
Okay, now onto more pleasant subjects. The scene with
G'Kar, Londo, and Sheridan was short but very welcome, I
think I NEEDED a Londo scene right about then. Basically,
Sheridan wants to put White Stars on patrol on the borders
between the Centauri Republic and the Narn Regime. He
hopes that if he can get these two, Londo and G'Kar, to
agree to this, the other League worlds will allow White
Stars to protect their borders too. If the Narns and the
Centauri agree on it--and they never agree on
ANYTHING--then that should be enough to convince the
others. At first, both ambassadors hate the idea, but they
eventually grudingly agree to it, and so the new alliance
that was formed to fight the Shadows looks like it has a
chance to stick around a little longer...
And now on to the best part of the episode--the FUNNY part.
Ivanova's efforts to get "The Voice of the Resistance" up
and running. They have everything else they need, but they
need a good source of power to be able to broadcast all the
way to Earth. Her scene with Franklin was great, "Or, we
could just use Epsilon III" she says, RIGHT after he said,
it, and then goes on about how only a total IDIOT would
fail to see that right away, and then he starts PRAISING
her for stealing his idea, with this wry little smile on
his face the entire time. It was great. But by far the
hightlight of the episode came when she went down to
Epsilon III itself and met--Zathras!
Only it wasn't Zathras. It was Zathras. See the
difference in pronunciation there? To clarify--there are
ten of them (TEN! I feel sorry for their mother...), all
named Zathras. The one who went back in time, the one
Ivanova met, was supposedly "the quiet one of the family."
GULP. He never shut up! And he was the QUIET one? Hee
hee...Then The Zathras Who is Not Zathras went on and on
and on, about how he never gets anyone to talk to, so
sometimes he talks to dirt, sometimes walls, sometimes
ceiling, "but dirt is closer. Dirt understands. Dirt is
used to EVERYONE walking on it." and goes on about how
insects are a good source of protein, etc. TOTAL
stream-of-consciousncess babbling. SOMEWHERE in here, I
don't know how, Ivanova somehow got him to shut up long
enough to explain her problem and get the power source she
needs. She must have, because, by the end of the episode,
she is making her first broadcast as the anchor of "The
Voice of the Resistance", from the former War Room.
And the truth is, indeed, back in business.
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