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This is a slice-of-life episode of Babylon 5, seemingly
quiet on the outside but full of important character
development and foreshadowing on the inside, with no fewer
than FIVE seperate plotlines going on at once! I have NO
idea which one would be the "A-plot" and what order of
importance they would go in as they all seemed to get just
about equal screen time, so I'll talk about them each in
random order. And yes, some of them DO eventually hook
into some of the others.
I'll start with the plotline which I liked LEAST--the
"probe" one. It was just TOO typical sci-fi and felt
tacked-on, or like it was filler. Although it DID tie in
well to one of the other plots, and it DID allow our boy
Corwin, the tech-with-a-personality, to get probably the
very best line of the entire episode:
Ivanova: "If I get through this job without going
COMPLETELY insane, it will be a miracle of BIBLICAL
proportions."
Corwin: "There goes MY faith in the Allmighty!"
What was this plotline actually ABOUT? Oh, that. Well,
what it was about was that this really funky-looking alien
probe shows up and tells B5 that they can give them
advanced technology and solve all their diseases and such,
IF they can answer me these questions three--erm, I mean,
answer about 600 questions in complex areas of technology
and science. Fine, great. But here's the kicker--they
have to answer ALL 600 questions correctly within only 24
HOURS--or else the probe will go KABLOOEY and take B5 with
it!
The deadline keeps getting closer and closer, but they DO
get all the info, and as the very last minutes tick away,
Sheridan suddenly stops and thinks about it. He figures
out--correctly--that instead of giving them new technology
and stuff if they pass the test, that this race--WHOEVER
they are--is trying to figure out who is advanced enough to
pose a THREAT to them! So instead of having stressed-out
Ivanova send the information, he lets the deadline
pass.
And the probe...goes away.
But then Sheridan, thinking of the probe's next potential
victim, has a maintainence bot transfer the information to
it instead, and THEN the probe blows up--and takes the bot
with it, but not the station. Problem solved, and all it
took was Ivanova's sanity. (The banter between Ivanova and
Sheridan is quite funny through the entire episode,
including in the "strike" plotline, which is the only space
that one will get here. Just in case you're counting plots
and only come up with four...)
And here is one of the examples of a plot merging with
another one...a lot of the questions the probe asks are
medical in nature, so the burden of answering them falls
directly on the good Dr. Stephen Franklin. Which forces
him to take more stims to stay awake, as he is VERY
stressed and hardly getting any sleep at all and now has
even MORE pressure on him than usual (and the usual is
considerable--THIRTY-SIX HOUR SHIFTS?! GACK!). So that
brings us into the next plotline--Franklin's stim addiction
FINALLY comes to light.
This problem of his HAS been hinted at in several earlier
episodes. For example, Dr. Laura Rosen in the first
season's "The Quality of Mercy" got kicked out of her job
because she was addicted to stims--and her reasons for
getting hooked were practically IDENTICAL to Franklin's.
Then in later episodes we see him acting, from time to
time, JUST as cranky and snappy as he is here. Then we
thought (or would have if we hadn't seen the episodes out
of order) that it was just his natural personality, but now
that we've seen him inject himself and THEN act EXACTLY the
same way...his actions in the earlier episodes comes to
light. Garibaldi's compassion and friendship is just what
the good doctor needs, whether he wants it or not.
However, the problem is NOT solved--it's getting worse, now
that Franklin is outright LYING about his addiction...
Garibaldi seems to be awfully good at befriending people
for a guy who claims he's so "hard-nosed"--Sinclair,
Ivanova, Londo, Franklin--and now, starting, with G'Kar.
Which segués us into our NEXT plotline.
You may recall that in "The Long, Twilight Struggle" that
G'Kar was kicked out of his office as Ambassador and that
the Centauri would be choosing who would speak for the
Narns from now on. Well, for a while there they had NO
Ambassador at all. Here we finally see the new one--the
"collaborator" (as the Bajorans would call him)...a slick
dog named Na'Far. He arrives on the station with his
bodyguard Ta'Lon--who happens to be the exact same Narn
captain that Sheridan was kidnapped with in "All Alone in
the Night"! The scene where the two of them renew their
accquaintance and remind us briefly of where and how they
met was a very nice touch. Anyway, the riots that almost
started, Narn against Narn, in the hallways (and I find it
interesting that Narn warriors evidently use SAMURAI
SWORDS!) and the prospect of G'Kar leaving were, bad as
they looked here, actually just shades of things to come.
Another shade of things to come is seen in Garibaldi's
trying to convince G'Kar not to go back to Narn because he
KNOWS, as everybody does, that if G'Kar goes back there, he
will be killed. There is no WAY they'd let the last of the
Kha'Ri live. (They want him to leave B5 because they're
worried about the influence he STILL has over the Narns
there, and because he seems to be stirring up a resistance
movement--both of which are true.) This is the first
evidence of the friendship between Garibaldi and G'Kar.
The descriptions of exactly how bad the situation is back
on Narn and the threats against peoples' families are
chilling, but not anywhere NEAR as chilling as Londo's
attitude. Which takes us into yet ANOTHER plotline.
This plotline, being the Centauri one, is of course my
favourite. And yet it chilled me absolutely to the BONE.
Before, I've been able to excuse Londo's evil behaviour by
saying that he did not KNOW exactly who he was dealing
with--as when Morden "took care of" the problem in Quadrant
37 without telling Londo HOW he was going to do that ahead
of time (kill 10,000 Narns), or that he was being misguided
by even MORE evil souls--as when Lord Refa got him
to--reluctantly--agree to help with the bombing of the Narn
homeworld by pointing out how many Centauri lives it would
SAVE. But this time...I don't know HOW to apologise for
him. I don't think I can. I don't even know if I SHOULD.
I'm referring to his HORRIFYING string of questions to
Na'Far and his conversation with Vir afterwards--he asks if
the forced-labour camps, the relocation centres, the mining
pits, and the EXECUTIONS--are all continuing as planned,
and when the Narn says "yes" to all of those, Londo's scary
answer is "Progress."
OOohhhh....
And when Vir confronts him about it, his explanation is
that it's not enough to take their world, they also have to
take their PRIDE. (In another one of those parallells B5
does so well, Na'Far confronts G'Kar about HIS pride
shortly afterwards.) If they don't BREAK them as well as
defeat them, then the Narns will still remain a threat to
the Centauri.
Londo. Londo, Londo, Londo. This has got to be one of
your darkest hours. No-one forced you to say those
horrible things, no-one lied you into it, no-one held back
any information or manipulated you--that came out of your
OWN mouth, willingly. And you MEANT it. Sigh.
Or DID he? Really? Bear in mind--usually when Londo is at
his angriest towards other people, it is because he's
REALLY angry at HIMSELF...
On the other hand, in the EXACT SAME EPISODE, he shows his
good side, too. He goes to talk to Delenn about getting
Vir appointed as Ambassador to Minbar (and here's a
question--he said that he had done things for her in the
past. WHICH things? When? Somehow, the idea of those two
characters working together just NEVER occurred to me.) For
a moment, he shows real feeling for poor little Vir--that
he has grown to really care about him in the past two
years, and he's worried about him, thinks he won't be able
to handle the "coming darkness". When Delenn pries further
into his feelings, he instantly retreats into "bluster
mode" and goes on about how Vir is a "pox" and "a stone
around my neck."
But he MEANT what he said the FIRST time...
She accepts his proposal, eventually ("He would not even
spy on your government! He would consider it rude.") and
Vir is indeed shipped off. This scene is as bittersweet as
they come. Londo makes some cracks about how Vir is
getting promoted, he "will have more money, more prestige.
Women may EVEN come to find you attractive! In time." but
there is an undertone of "laughing away the tears"
here--being silly to cover the TRUE emotions. And then the
oh-so-poignant line:
Vir: "But you'll be all alone!"
Londo: "I have always been alone."
Shudder...
Londo is getting Vir sent away for TWO reasons--one kind,
as he really does want to protect him from the coming great
danger, and one selfish--as he wants to get rid of
his...conscience, so that he won't be bothered by it/him
when he does even further evil deeds.
Oooohhh....
How can you LOVE a character and HATE him so much in the
SAME FRAGGING EPISODE?! Either he's schizoid or I am...my
money's on BOTH.
In the end, B5 does what it does best in this episode--make
you think, and somehow feel two TOTALLY conflicting
emotions at once!
And so, with that, dear readers, I leave you for tonight.
Valtoo!
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