Welcome to Emperor Cartagia's Humour Palace!
"Humour...is such a subjective thing, don't you think, Mollari?"--Cartagia to Londo, The Long Night.
Greetings, dear subjects, and welcome to my Babylon 5 humour page. I am Emperor Cartagia--living god, party animal, and the most FASHIONABLE megolomaniac fiend in the entire galaxy. After I chopped my Court Jester's head off, I was bored, so I came up with some jokes of my own. I thought I'd share some of them with you, as well as those of the other members of the Royal Court. And you'd better LAUGH at our jokes or I'll send you to my pain technician--no, wait, DRAT, I killed HER yesterday too! Oh, bother...what a pain it is being me...
The Evil Emperor's Jokes
Ever wondered what REALLY caused Disco? Lady Keela tells all!
Lady Lindaru's Humour
Gwyn's Humour
Ambassador Cotto's Humour
The Shadow University
Tired of all these wimpy "Army of Light" colleges? Enroll in The Shadow University TODAY and learn the skills to get what YOU want! Prospectus written by Lady Adira.
The Abrahamo Lincolni Monument has been destroyed in a recent Drakh attack, due to the recent passing of the much-missed Encyclopedia Xenobiologica website. The site is indeed gone permanently, by the choice of its author. Sad...
Click HERE
to go back to Centauri Prime.
Think our jokes are corny? Think you can do better?
Well, send some of your own humour and show me!
