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Tony
Brown “wasn’t worth a nickname”: The
unfortunate news is there are still reports of sightings of him. The problem is
they are no longer limited to Chicago and the surrounding suburbs - yes, he’s
been spotted as far away as St. Louis. BEWARE!
John Cochora “Gary Dotson”: Why this name is still included on this list has become almost as big a mystery as what actually happened to him. There are new rumors circulating that Spas may have had something to do with his disappearance. Columbia
College “One of the best bars in Chicago”: What can you possibly say about the institution that brought us all
together, stress the word institution. The former Buckingham Pub is now part of
the campus - let them try to say we weren’t influential. Jen
Childers “Lita”: One
St. Patrick’s Day she had a traumatic experience, she saw Phil eat, since then
this poor south sider hasn’t been able to enjoy the holiday the same. At last
word congratulations were in order, she’s been smart and kept all plans of a
wedding secret from all of us - almost as good as doing it in another state. Mark
Dickinson “Dickersley”:
Still hiding in St. Louis, traumatized by a barber that tried to make him look
like an adult and a Tony sighting. Mark really has made it farther than we ever
thought possible - he was recently mentioned in a Discover Magazine article (ask
Kim I sent her a copy). Kim
Dickinson “that poor girl”: Wants
to know when the big payoff for being married to an esteemed scientist kicks in
(see Discover Magazine February 1997). She still has managed to remain sane, as
far as we know. Can only hope that polite annual visits keep Pub Club members at
bay. Lee
Filas “Louie”: The
only Pub Club presidential nominee to wear a dress - on film. Often told he
resembled Rosemary Clooney - he hoped for George Clooney. We’ve been trying to
lose him for years, but any time we get close Dickinson ends up finding him.
Remember- YOU WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT!! Mitch Furmin “Who is this guy”: MITCH!!! Rumor has it this guy has been wandering about the suburbs telling people that he is the real Cousin It. He was spotted wearing a suit once, but no one can prove what line of work he’s really in. The mystery of why no one has his home phone number has never been solved. |