You Know You're An X-Phile When...

• You know what the X stands for and why they use it.....
• You have sudden cravings for sunflower seeds...
• You have checked your body for alien implants....
• You know Assistant Director Walter Skinner's middle name....
• You've put a masking tape X on your window "just to see what happens"...
• You actually think Mulder's explanations are reasonable.....(I guess I'm one then, eh?)
• Your need to see one of the cast and crew members has cost you hundreds of dollars in pilgrimages to Vancouver and L.A....
• You ask all your friends to call you by your last name....
• You are the easiest person in the world to shop for....
• Every time a light flashes in the sky, you automatically think it's a UFO....
• You can name off every episode of the show and give a brief synopsis of that episode anytime anyone asks....
• Your friends always wonder where you go every Sunday night at 9:30....
• Your friends know where you go every Sunday night at 9:30....
• You buy Dentyne "Midnight Ice" gum simply because it supports The X-Files on the Space Station....(KEITH!!!)....
• You believe that any man who wears a suit more than five times a week and is over 50 is definitely a member of some government conspiracy....

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