GUILTY PLEASURES...
Ass-deep in enemies, but ankle-deep in friends. -Anita
'I killed the things that gave me this scar.' 'What a lovely coincidence. So did I.' -Anita and Jean-Claude
It takes real breeding, to make a person feel like shit with one word. -Anita
'You aren't qualified to counsel people about whether or not they become the undead.' 'Bert thinks I am.' 'Bert would take money for a hit on the Pope if he thought he could get away with it.' -Anita and Jamison
Most people will accept a likely lie to an unlikely truth. In fact, they prefer it. -Anita
I don't date vampires. I kill them. -Anita
THE LAUGHING CORPSE...
The older the zombie, the bigger the death needed to raise it. -Anita
Death, especially violent death, will turn the meanest bastard in the world into a nice guy. Why is that? -Anita
I was bringing the Master as backup. It was like carrying a thermonuclear device to kill ants. Overkill has always been a specialty of mine. -Anita
CIRCUS OF THE DAMNED...
Most women complain that there are no single, straight men left. I'd just like to meet one that's human. -Anita
Loving the monsters always ends badly for the human. It's a rule. -Anita
Trust you to bring death to the ball, ma petite. -Jean-Claude
Heads they win, tails you lose. -Anita
THE LUNATIC CAFE...
You don't volunteer for slugfests with vampires. It shortens your life expectancy. -Anita
Damned if you do, damned if you don't. -Anita
I loved him, but love isn't enough. All the fairy tales, the romance novels, the soap operas; they're all lies. Love does not conquer all. -Anita
BLOODY BONES...
When the monsters are involved, it's never just one body. One way or another the dead multiply. -Anita
He could have the bed. I'd take the couch. What could be more innocent? Biker Nuns from Hell, but besides that. -Anita
'Is one kiss worth getting a hole punched in you side?' 'I don't know. Everyone else seems to think so.' -Anita and Jason
'I never said I was consistent, just serious.' -Anita
THE KILLING DANCE...
'We all do strange things for love.' -Sabin
'Even for your love, there are things I would not do.' -Jean-Claude
'Everyone is cannon fodder, eventually.' -Edward
'So many people put their trust in the wrong people. And, they get hurt or worse.' -Raina
Something like pain passed over his face, and I wanted to ask if it was real. If any of this was real, or if it was only another act. I trusted Jean-Claude to do whatever it took to stay alive. I didn't trust him to tell the truth sitting on a stack of Bibles. -Anita
No one can embarrass you unless you let them. -Anita
'Am I supposed to feel sorry for you?' 'No, Anita, you're just supposed to die.' -Anita and Cassandra
BURNT OFFERINGS...
You can't trust anyone who sleeps with the monsters. -Anita
'I do not drink- wine.' -Jean-Claude
Mercy will get you killed, but sometimes it's all that makes us human. -Anita
'It's not the fur or the fangs that make you a monster, not always. Sometimes, it's just where you draw the line.' -Dolph