200 RED DWARF QUESTIONS

These are 200 questions to Red Dwarf. We've decided (actually, I've decided...don't tell Linds) that if you answer all these questions right, and email us your answers, you'll win something. I just don't know what yet. But we'll figure it out.
The questions with initials beside them (ie: KM, DL...) are the questions that other people have come up with and sent in. The initials would be the persons initials...duh!

1. What is Rimmer’s middle name?
2. How old was Rimmer when he lost his virginity?
3. How old was Lister when he lost his virginity?
4. According to the book Backwards, how old was the Cat when he lost his virginity?
5. How much did Talkie Toaster cost?
6. How many times did Rimmer fail his Officer’s Exam?
7. Are there any aliens in Red Dwarf?
8. Which GELF species survived on Earth?
9. In the episode "Waiting for God", what flavour milkshake does Lister order?
10. In Better than Life (the book), what is the name of Rimmer’s first wife?
11. Name one case when Cat turns into Dwayne Dibbley, the Duke of Dork.
12. How many times does Cat order fish in "Waiting for God"?
13. In "Balance of Power", what was Lister studying at the last minute?
14. What can you call Rimmer if you want to be really, really polite?
15. In "Better than Life", how many kids do Rimmer and Mc.Grudder have?
16. In "Infinity Welcomes Careful Drivers", what number luggage locker is Lister living in?
17. Which famous actress is Cat’s girlfriend?
18. In "Waiting for God", what is Lister’s description of alien women?
19. In Better than Life (the book) what was written on Rimmer’s shirt?
20. What was written on the box that Lister was found in?
21. What is Lister’s favourite drink?
22. What is Lister’s mental illness?
23. What does GELF stand for?
24. Where was Lister found?
25. On Mimas, what did Lister steal every four nights?
26. What is the name of the bar on Red Dwarf?
27. How long did Rimmer’s liaison with Yvon McGrudder last?
28. When was “It’s a Wonderful Life” released?
29. What football player does Holly hate and why?
30. What does Queeg give Lister to eat?
31. What is death like?
32. What was the name of the mould that Lister was breeding?
33. What is Kochanskie’s favourite food?
34. Where does the second gunman have to hide?
35. What is the one thing Krissie will be useful for on Fiji?
36. How many years has Rimmer been trying to learn Esperanto? (KM)
37. How long was Lister in Art College? (KM)
38. In 'Duct Soup' what did Lister put in the fridge to get cold? (KM)
39. What does 'Lister of smeg' claim for his prize? (KM)
40. In Backwards (the book) who was the cat in love with? (KM)
41. Where does Queeg say Holly gets all his answers from? (KM)
42. What is Rimmers 'widows' name in 'Stoke me a Clipper'? (KM)
43. In 'Marooned' what will Lister eat before the pot noodles? (KM)
44. At the end of 'Polymorph' what shape does the Polymorph take? (KM)
45. In 'Stoke me Clipper' what was the name of the Princess that Ace rescues? (KM)
46. Name the ship kryton was found on? (CL)
47. In "Backwards" the bar fight started because Lister had uneaten what? (CL)
48. How far away was nodnol? (CL)
49. What did Hudsons' sensors perceive Lister as? (CL)
50. Which Lister married Kochanskie: present/future/double future, in 'stasis leak'? (CL)
51. Name the captain of Red Dwarf? (CL)
52. Name Listers 3 best mates from the ship? (CL)
53. What creature did Rimmer once keep as a pet? (S)
54. On which floor was the stasis leak? (S)
55. On which floor is the Hologram Simulation Suite? (S)
56. From which book does Holly supposedly get all his information from? (S)
57. Where did Rimmer meet Sandra, the girl he supposedly lost his virginity to? (S)
58. What did Lister recall that Nodnol was particularly rich in? (S)
59. What are the names of Rimmer's brothers? (S)
60. Why does Lister sleep with a tea-strainer beside his bed? (S)
61. What is Lister's early-morning pick-me-up? (S)
62. Who replaced Saunders as the ship's hologram? (S)
63. (Hard) In "Stasis Leak", what was the date that they went back to? (S)
64. Who had a hit with "Baby I Want Your Love thing"? (S)
65. What do the five circles in the Full Rimmer salute represent? (S)
66. Who is Kryten's creator? (S)
67. What is the name of the company that makes the Series 4000 mechanoid? (S)
68. What is the name of the company that made Talkie Toaster? (S)
69. What is Talkie Toaster's RRP? (S)
70. Which landing bay is used to enter Quarantine? (S)
71. Where else was Bay 47 mentioned in Series V? (S)
72. How was the triplicator in "Demons & Angels" made? (S)
73. What was the name of the pub in Liverpool where Lister was found? (S)
74. What is Floor 3125 of the Holoship used for? (S)
75. What did Kryten's mechanoid friend Gilbert preferred to be called? (S)
76. What name was written on the pod in "Justice?" (S)
77. How many pelvis thrusts can an Iranian Jerd to per second? (S)
78. In "White Hole" how did Lister and the Cat attempt to fry an egg? (S)
79. In Biology class, which page did Lister always turn to in order to draw "little beards and moustaches on the sperms"? (S)
80. What was written on the box that Lister was found in as a baby? (S)
81. Who played Lister's younger self in "Timeslides"? (S)
82. What is the name of the radioactive substance that wiped out the crew of Red Dwarf? (S)
83. What was the name of Kryten's character in the group hallucination in "Back To Reality"? (S)
84. Which law-enforcing department is he a part of and what is it in charge of? (S)
85. What is the name of the GELF tribe in "Emohawk: Polymorph II"? (S)
86. Who did Lister lust after all through his puberty? (S)
87. According to Lister, what is "the ultimate test"? (S)
88. What religion were Rimmer's parents? (S)
89. Who were the cat's parents? (S)
90. Who were Lister's parents? (S)
91. Who is Janine? (S)
92. What does E5A9O8B7 mean in machine language? (S)
93. As a child, who was Lister's best friend? (S)
94. As a child, who was Rimmer's best friend? (S)
95. What was in Adolf Hitler's sandwiches in "Timeslides"? (S)
96. Who did Rimmer used to sleep next to in boarding school? (S)
97. In "Meltdown", who was practising hand-to-hand combat with a nun? (S)
98. How many nipples has the Cat got? (S)
99. Where does Rimmer keep his underpants? (S)
100. In "Me-Squared", what were the two types of grey that the Rimmers were using to paint the ship walls? (S)

Ok, so there's not 200 questions. Well, we're working at it, ok? It's not that simple and we don't have the IQ of 6000. So smeg off!
And we'd like to give a huge shout out to our dear Smeg Head for sending us so many questions and topping up the count to 100 questions...half way to 200, but at least we have a nice, round, even number now! So THANX!


Okay, since we don't have that many questions, we would really like it if you came up with some and sent them to us. And a BIG thanx to all those who have answered and sent in the questions!!! TA!

But we would really appreciate it, that if you send questions in, include the answers...pretty please?


Guess what...? WE'VE MADE A QUESTIONS AWARD!!! If you answer these questions right, this is your award:

So get thinkin' and send us your answers! (please?)


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