Greetings and salutations, it is I Chile T. Bone here and in the fur to present you with my humble web page dedicated to my master and friend, Mr. Frank. There he is, pictured above in all his youthful slender. I'm very glad to be the new master of this webpage, for you see, who better than I to own and operate a page devoted to Mr. Frank. None, that's for sure. And perhaps my close pal the Desman will help too, heck even P-Nut and lovely Betty can too. I can see it all now.....um NOW! An internet giant all about Mr. Frank and me Chile T. Smooth....er Bone, at the helm. Hold onto your fadora's peachy ladies and gentlemen, this may be smooooth! My first order of business is to get some form of smooth chat running. For I pine for the old days in the Lucky Lady, making nice with the ladies and smoooothing the roughies. Ah, those where the days, where they not? But enough chit chat, move on ward and inform yourself about Mr. Frank. Oh yeah and coming soon is my award winning essay that I wrote for miss Tina, Mr. Frank: A Man and his Frankness Alright so go now and be smooth! The following are some links you might find useful in your quest for the ultimate smoothness, and Frank wisdom.