1. Water balloons (Duh)
2. Peeled oranges
3. Rotten apples
4. Dead rats
5. Live rats
6. Water balloons filled with shaving cream
7. Light bulbs
8. Baggies filed with gravel
9. Eggs
10. Slightly open packets of ketchup
11. Glass jars with nails and staples in them with salt poured in and then rubbing alcohol poured in too
12. Shaken cans of beer
13. Grapefruit
14. Baggies of flour
15. Crap
16. Golf balls
17. Marbles
18. Muddy socks rolled up in a ball
19. Glass bottles of cheap perfume
20. Smoldering coals
21. Pieces of rancid meat
22. Pieces of ravioli
23. Used diapers
24. Spam
25. Those spikey seed things from Jimson weed
26. Blobs of peanut butter
27. Gack
28. Chewed gum
29. Hot dogs (with mustard)
30. Wet cement (as in unhardened cement mix, not actual chunks of cement with water on them)
31. Lit fireworks
32. Rolled up issues of The Watchtower
33. Baggies of thumb tacks
34. Tangled knots of barbed wire
35. Chicken livers
36. Tubes of toothpaste punctured many times
37. Jars of honey
38. Tennis balls coated in fresh paint
39. Open jars of rubber cement
40. Salt shakers
41. Pepper shakers
42. Decaying walnuts with the outer peels slitted all over
43. Oily shop rags
44. Jars of ink
45. Dirt clods
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