(Scene: A man holding an acoustic guitar standing on a stage. Behind him is a giant computer model.) Announcer: Announcing the biggest thing in folk music since Bob Dylan played at the Newport Folk Festival in 1966! Protest songs from the internet!
Announcer: Just listen to what you get in this timeless CD. There's My Server Kicked Me off!
Singer (Sounding like Bob Dylan): Oh my server kicked me off again/ I don't know what to do.
Announcer: I've got two winsock.dll files!
Singer: I can't connect/ I can't get through/ 'cause I got two winsock.dll files.
Announcer: AOHell!
Singer: Oh they call it AOL/ But it's more like AOHell/
Announcer: And the big hit song of this CD, Cyberporn!
Singer: Cyberporn! Cyberporn! Don't you know I'm really torn/ I shouldn't look but I can't stop/ Picturing them we me on top.
Announcer: That's Protest songs from the internet, yours for the incrediblely low price of only $19.95! To order simply visit Rage.com and e-mail Slobberbone@hokeypokey.com!
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