(Scene 1. We see several police cars chasing a sports car down an urban street. The police cars have their sirens blaring, and their lights flashing.)
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(We see a small (6") male fairy enter, holding a wand. He is dressed in a uniform.)
Oberon (fairy): Stop in the name of the law!!
(Oberon waves his wand, and then the car turns into a giant snail, with the people inside it riding on the snail's back. The people inside it are dressed in black with masks on. The cop cars easily surround the snail and crooks, then the police jump out.)
Police Chief: Surrender now!!
(Scene 2. Police station. Typical place with rows of old desks and chairs. In one corner we see some desks on a table that were designed for 6 inch people. There are several people working at the desks, and Oberon at one of the small desks.)
O'Banion (Tall officer): Careful Oberon, the chief is on the warpath this morning.
Oberon: Don't worry, I can calm him down.
(Enter the chief.)
Chief (angered): OBERON! O'BANION!! IN MY OFFICE NOW!!
(The three of them go into the office.)
Chief: What is going on here!? I send you two on a raid to bust up some hookers, and you go and turn them into nuns! Oberon, what were you thinking!?
Oberon: I don't know. . . I just panicked. The pimp was firing a machine gun.
Chief: I'm sending you out on a drug raid. Don't blow this one!!
(Scene 3. We see Oberon at his desk, and Ariel, a female fairy enters. She is wearing a woman's police uniform.)
Oberon: Ariel!
Ariel: Oberon!
(The two of them embrace.)
Oberon: I was so worried about you.
Ariel: So was I, darling.
(They kiss each other, then part lips.)
Oberon: It's been too long since we saw each other.
(They kiss again, then start necking and petting. Enter the chief.)
Chief: How many times have I told you two not to do that on the job?!
(Oberon and Ariel part.)
Oberon: Sorry chief.
(Scene 4. Later. We see Ariel talking to a female officer, who wears a uniform as well.)
Officer: So, I hear you and Oberon are an item now.
Ariel: Yea. . . he's got great wings. . . and I love the way he flies. . .
(Scene 5. We see Ariel and Oberon with several other officers on a raid. They are breaking up a drug ring.)
Chief: Alright, you are under arrest! Put your hands in the air and drop all your weapons!!
Crook: Kiss my @&$, pig!!
The crook fires a few shots, then takes off. Airel follows him.)
Ariel: Freeze, dirtbag! I've got a wand and I'm not afraid to use it!!
(Airel fires a magical blast, and we see the crook's feet encased in concrete blocks now.)
Crook: What the #@%&!?
(Enter the chief.)
Chief: Good job, Ariel. That's the last of them.
Ariel: Hey, it's what I'm here for.
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