Upon many of my worldwide travels, I have come accross many many many products that in my eyes need to be improved.

I have opened my own store here on my webpage. Here you will be able to browse the legendary archives of my great Internet mall, from the comfort of a chair, bench, bed, stool, futon, couch, setee, sofa, or whatever else you happen to be sitting (or standing or lying for that matter).
Unfortunatley I can't give away any free samples of my products.

Remember that all the items here are of the highest quality.

RULES :
    1     I do not haggle.
    2    Ever.
    3    No refunds or replacements. The standard I send it out will be the standard you will recieve
           it. If the quality is unsatisfactory complain to the post office.
    4    I will accept trades instead of cash or cheque, but it will be on my terms.
    5    To recieve your Stecola produce please e-mail me I will reply with an address that you can
           send a cheque or postal order and a stamped, self adressed envelope. Cheques payable to
           Steve Hill

Anyway with out further ado, here is one of the items available.

                    Arse 'B' Clean
                            Toilet paper of the highest possible quality available.

        When ordering this product - you will receive two (Yes! thats Two! sheets lightly attatched for extra thickness)
 

This oudorless product is pacaged in a sealed bag and care is required when opening.