My name is Stephen. I have also been known to go under the guises of Lord Stec, Stoove, Steve, Sinister, Sideways Bob, The Mushroom God, Dave The Fish and Mr. Walrus.
I am 20 (and now I act my age - sometimes).
I like cake.
My favourite film is quite long and has actors in it (first person to guess it right wins a prize! E-mail me your guesses!)
I like coke. But I hate the cheap French crap that rots your teeth and warps your mind from the inside out (I paid 11 Francs for 8 - 1½ litre bottles, what can I expect...)
I am quite fond of Kebabs and Currys. I like these in preference of other things. I like pizzas and burgers. I'm not particually bothered about chips these days though.
I go to university in Scarborough, which is a town. In Yorkshire.
My friends are - Kelly - A fit bird who was kind of psycho (but in a good way). Kathy - My friend from Utah who I've been e-mailing for quite some time. Jec - Used to live next door, but since we went to Uni he doesn't. Steve#1 - A fellow drinker currently seeing Sara. Steve#2 - a good friend from Uni, who now lives elsewhere (namley Kent) he was quite a laugh, and still is. Steve#3 - A fellow wrestling fan, who lent me "No Way Out" last week. Howard - he who invented the now famous "Howard Dance". Christina - another fit bird, who is on the same course as Steve#1, Chris#1 and Karen. I havent seen her for a while. Lesley - Another fit bird. She slept in my bed once. (what a bod). Chris#1 - Tall guy, lives downstairs, getting married to Karen soon. Chris#2 - Short guy, likes Star Trek and Rock Night at XS. Karen - Shord bird, getting married to Chris#1, also lives downstairs. Adie - Short guy, he isn't made of sand and has a ginger beard even thouth he is naturally blonde, an no-one in his family has ginger hair. Linsey - A fit bird from first year. She got lucky an now has a great job somewhere. I've forgotten where. Sara - Fit bird, Lives downstairs (further down then Chris and Karen) seeing Steve#1. Inna - My friend from Norway. She's been here in Scarborough once, I wasn't there at the time though. ah well. Debbie - A fit bird I met online in A chat room. she lives sort of near to my home in newcastle. David - Goes by the Name Daffy occasionally, a friend of Jec. Rachel - another fit bird, she goes to rock night too. She's got 2.5 kids. James - Known under many guises, Alexo, Spanky, Tubbs. He rides a bike frequently. Caroline - Adie's X, she was short too. and doesn't live in Scarborough Elisa A friend of Caroline, She's still here in Scarborough, we're supposed to be going out for a drink some time. Mavi - A bird from Spain (I think) I went to her birthday party last year, I missed it this year though :(. Amy#1 - Fit bird, also an old friend from 1st year. Christmas last year, she dissapeared, christmas this year she re-appeared. We're having pancakes tonight. Yay. Amy#2 - another fit bird, I first met her outside my english class in High school when I was only 14 or 15. We wrote to each other on the desk inpermanent marker. the teacher didn't mind. Oh those were the days..... Rob#1 - An uphill gardener with a large forehead constantly proves people wrong. He doesn't drink, the reason being, to prove someone wrong. We call him 'Ert' most of the time. Rob#2 - Known as Big gay Rob, he to is an uphill gardener, no-one has seen him for some time. Ceit - an unusuall spelling of Kate, but then who cares. Ceit is in an intresting play this weekend called 'Shopping and Fucking', I'll probably go and see it. Sutty - A funny guy, he likes wrestling too. We have spent around 5 hours wrestling eachother on a pile of mattresses in my flat. Now, that was FUN. Wrestling is only one of a few amusing things we've been up torecently. He is seing Marie. Marie - Another fit bird, she's seing Sutty, she too joined in the recent wrestling antics, as well as the tale of strip-spin-the-bottle. Others who joined in were Myself, Amy#1, Sutty, Will and Nikki. Vanessa - Yet another fit bird, she's seing Steve#3, Lee -Buffy the vampire slayer's Biggest fan. (at least thats what he calls himself these days. Jo - A fit bird who shares a flat with Sutty. She is a particually good line dancer, as proved last year in the Lancaster pub on the sea front. Joe - A kebab retailer. He works in 'Flames' and produces fine Doner Kebebs. Fran - A fit bird who is short, she has a particually shiny blue coat. Michelle - Young Michelle had really long hair, and when she was on the dance floor at rock night, it wa considerably difficult to dance within a meter of her, as you riskes being lashed by her substantial hair. Carrie - A fit bird, who not only used to work in Cost cutter, but she also used to bo seeing James. Keiren - Carries chum. She was fit too. alas I have n idea where she is this day. John#1 - Freaky John, isn't really freaky, he's an accomplished writer and a closet Pokemon Fan and an amusing gent. He is quite fond of the naughty falling down water as are we all. John#2 - The X-Vampire prince of Scarboroug. I have never seen the top of his head. John#3 - Johnny boy. From him comes the famous Johnny-Boy and the crabs story, which I shall not go into at this time. Ko This guy has more Marilyn Manson t-shirts then you can shake a stick at. Now, I can shake a stick at a lot of things, and he's go more then that, so he must have a warehous on the outskirts of towm somewhere, Twiggy No not 'The Twiggy' another one, she's cool and has luminous green hair. It's really cool when the UV light hits it. She is also a fan of Marilyn Manson T-shirts. Kieron - This guy has 'RedBull' for blood, I mean the guy never stops moving, whether it be bouncing around the club on Rock night, or skating around the town center, like a hyperactive version of Adie. Its no wonder they know each other. Maggi - Fit, short and fit. Maggi is not the baby on the simsons, more the short bird from rock night. We went to flamingo land once, she was sick on me... again... Lu - The lovley Lu, she works in the newsagent down the road. She is a big fan of 'the god Kevin Smith' as am I. She's really fit. Leah the prodigal daughter (in an unofficial adoption sence) Last time I saw her, she was waiting outside the Security building at Uni. Will - The Author of the now infamous Sand Buffalo chronicles. Will is most amusing, and somewhat artistic. so artistic that he even piles stones up on the beach in a fance pattern then photographs them. You don't want to know what else is onhis camera film. Felicity - This fair maiden dissapeared without trace at the beggining of this school year, she was really fit, a right little sex-pot. Nikki - A big lass, I met her at Adie's beach party, where she accused me of stealing her bottle of Cider. I didn't tough it. well, I drank some of it, but then I gave it back. Mind you, I was soooooo pissed that day. Kelly Brook. - The fit bird who was a presenter on the Big Breakfast. she was crap though so they dropped her. She's still as fit as anything though. Rachael - A friend of Amy#1 she used to live above me in halls, I don't see her around much, althoug she was in MacDonalds earlier this week. Jennifer Aniston - The Fit Actress from Friends, the one that would get it first in a competition between her and the other fit birds from friends. Mr. Norbury - I sold this guy paper aeroplanes for 20p each. At the end of school, I'd made about £20 out of him. He came to school once with a strange pink thing attatched to his neck. Apparently it was his kid. but who can tell these days, aliens can take many forms. Mike#1 - A friend from College. The lucky git got to go to france on the geology field trip twice. He drinks like a fish too. Mike#2 - The treasurer of the role-play club last year, another wrestling fan as well as rock night clientelle. Elaine - Another friend from College. She's still at York Uni (somewhere). Jen#1 - Short, Fit and blonde, not ginger (thats what she keeps telling us even though we all know its ginger. Jen#2 - My another friend from Uni, I got off with her when we were in France. Nigel - I met this chap at a Comic mart in Newcastle, we traded Overpower cards. At first we couldn't understand his strange sheffeiled vernaculay. Now we can though. yipee. I havent seen him for a while. Pi - Karen's little brother, thinks he's a gormet meat-filled pastr product. Lucille my stuffed rabbit head with 1 ear and 1 eye. I love her, anyone who says otherwise gets thought about in a slightly angry way. Fluffy - my pet Rock Dave the fish a fidh called dave who exists soley in the fish section of this webpage. Sarah Michelle Gellar - The REALLY fit bird from Buffy the Vampire slayer. She would so get it several times.
I have hair, eyes, a nose and a mouth. In my mouth I have some teeth and a tongue. But none of them are mine (evil grin...).
You the public asked for it (well some of you did). So here it is
I look a teeny tiny bit like this, not exactly like this. I have arms and legs and the rest of my body. I'm also a lot bigger than it is apparent in the picture. You see this is only a photo. I'm not really trapped inside your computer, or anyone else's to be exact.
This was taken by a camera once.
Well it may have been twice.
I can't remember, I only found the one photo anyway
Note the foliage in the background. Nice isn't it.
It obviously hasen't been strategically pruned by yours truly.
But remember there are may fakes in the world. Be sure that it is the
real me. Ask me a question that Only I could know the answer to like -
What my name is or even something about my eye colour.
I would like to say that I do not know Jennifer Aniston, Kelly Brook or Sarah Michelle Gellar (but I would really LIKE to... )