1. Paramon

Type: Paranoid Dopèmon

Found in: Psychiatric ward

Attacks: Paranoid Wails. Pantaphobia gun, straight jacket attack

Likes: Guidance Counselors

Dislikes: Being Followed, Talked about etc this guy is a pussy.

Description: This Dopèmon is found mindlessly quivering in a corner of the psychiatric wing constantly gibbering that Death is after them and wants their souls. Put a Dopèball next to it creep up behind it a scream BOO!!! In its ear.

2. Agromon

Type: Agoraphobic Dopèmon Evolved from Paramon when it reaches the correct level of Paranoia and after seeing 15 clowns in the same small car

Found in: inside

Attacks: Screams like a little girl before locking a door and hiding

Likes: Locks

Dislikes: Outside, Clowns and Phones due to its fear that its brains will be sucked out down the phone line

Description: Easily captured just how it the Dopèball, Argromon NEVER comes out, if called upon it squeals before jumping back into the Ball, Often Trainers put them out of their misery feeling complete and total pity for these cowering wrecks. Plus it saves on Ball use

3. Zombomon

Type: Undead Dopèmon

Found: In the Hospital Morgue or cemetery, depends how fresh you want them, easily found by ther mindless groaning and the constant THUNK of it walking into walls and doors as well as their horrific stench.

Attacks: Decay, Brain Hunger, stupid groan all Zombies make

Likes: brains, DELICIOUS BRAINS

Dislikes: Fleshies

Description: Raised from the Dead often by Necromon's who then use them to carry out their twisted desires to push the food trolleys. Best way to catch one of these is to shoot it to bits first then gather up the pieces in your ball.

4. Necromon

Type: Necromancer Dopèmon

Found: in the Cemeteries, Morgue’s and Santa’s Grotto

Attacks: Raise the Dead, Wand Jab

Likes: Dark Spells, Candles, blow jobs

Dislikes: People telling him that he is NOT the antichrist

Description: Found Mindlessly chanting in corridors and drawing chalk pentagrams everywhere. Has a massive Superiority complex and hates it when you call his staff a wand to which it replies “ITS A SCEPTRE”

5. Punkemon

Type: The lonely Dopèmon

Found: HMV (Manchester and Newcastle rarely in others)

Attacks: Carrier bag, Missionary attack, incessant boredom, special attack - Buy CD’s.

Likes: Ska punk. Less than Jake, Moshing (badly)

Dislikes: Cradle of Filth ( has no taste), pasta

Description: Found orbiting stupid teeny-bopper shops like HMV waiting for the latest Ska releases. Easily spotted by his bright colours, stupid haircut and spikey armbands that don’t fit its stumpy arms. Easily Captured with the prospect of a Less Than Jake Bootleg album (Sad) This pathetic Dopèmon will follow you anywhere if it thinks you will take an interest in what its doing.

6. Yeckit

Type : slightly more lonely Dopèmon. The evolved form on Punkemon.

Found: Pet sounds and badly priced rip off market stalls, RPM’s

Attacks: Moaning about Prices of Less than Jake CD’s, Missionary attack, incessant boredom, 2-pints attack.

Likes: Ska punk. Less than Jake, Moshing (badly), cheap CD’s, Cider

Dislikes: expensive CD’s, Cradle of Filth (still has no taste), pasta, beer.

Description: Often found outside Said shops whimpering about the price of CD’s theses days, looking pathetic and hoping passers by will buy it one. Oddly this Dopèmon will only evolve when it runs out of money. When its not found in RPM’s and Market Stalls this Dopèmon is found tailing the ass of Less than Jake (Gay) Capturing this Dopèmon is not easy as it has spent so much time in RPM’s that it can reconise a good CD when it sees one. Pretend that you have backstage passes to a LTJ gig and take it somewhere dark. Hit it on the head with a stick , BINGO.

7. Skatasaur

Type: Inline-skating Dopèmon

Found: Pavements, hospitals

Attacks: Run over foot, fall over, Superiority complex, crap little jump.

Likes: ramps (cant use them), Ice Cream, Band-Aids, ripped jeans

Dislikes: Safety equipment, falling over, heavy traffic, other minority groups.

Description:  Found Blading around Parks and pavements, very common. These Dopèmon Carry a vicious Hockey stick which they cannot use or Carry due to its insane length, the best way to catch one of these is to trip it up when it skates past and capture it while its crying. (wimps)

8. Boardasaur

Type: Skateboarding Dopèmon

Found: Pavements (unconscious) car parks, any flat area. Outside the skate-park fence

Attacks: Board swipe, grazed knee, rucksack attack

Likes: Nirvana, dance music, blonde hair dye

Dislikes: falling off, Goths, education, ridicule

Description: Found on the floors of Car parks  normally clutching their grazed knees after failing to pull off a kickflip, Easily Identified by their bright clothing and an empty rucksack on their backs without the slightest clue of WHY they’re wearing it. Easily caught when it nads itself after attempting a grind, the best way to capture one of these is to wait until it attempts a complex move then clap and watch as it concentration breaks and spirals 540 degrees in the air to the hard unforgiving concrete below

9. Proboardasaur

Type: Pro skateboarding

Found: Skate Parks

Attacks: The 900, Christ air, Kickflip  McTwist, Manualing, Handplants, 50-50 grinds, etc.

Likes: Complex moves, manualing, Tony Hawk

Dislikes: The Sacktap, competitions, Boardasaur’s, bailing.

Description: This unique Dopèmon is very difficult to catch. Found in the half-pipes of secluded skate parks just going Up and Down, Up and Down pulling off impressive moves, dozens of trainers line up along the halfpipe entrance throwing their Dopèballs at this Dopèmon, Best way to capture this Dopèmon is to climb up to the top of the half pipe and hit it with a spade as it goes up, one quick Dopèball Later and its all over. (sorted)

10. Beerachu

Type: The alcoholic Dopèmon

Found: Pubs, clubs, off licences, fields

Attacks: Bottle attack, drunken babbling, peanut attack, spill pint attack.

Likes: Larger, Bitter, Guinness, spirits.

Dislikes: Cider, bright lights, last orders, questions.

Description: Frequently observed stumbling around the town at 11pm as it searches for a club or fighting with other Beerachu’s  or attacking Bouncermon. This Dopèmon is easily lured into a false sense of security with a simple pint. Once even drunker tell it there is a bottle of jack inside the Dopèball. Foolishly it will dive in. (twat)

11. Snakachu

Type: Munchies Dopèmon

Found:  Pizza hut, Burger King, Kebab houses, KFC, chippys curry houses...

Attacks: Poppadom in eye. Throw salad, Whopper bun suffocation, throw chips.

Likes: junk food, free cutlery

Dislikes: health food, expensive cans of coke. 1p carrier bags

Description: This Dopèmon is the evolved form of Beerachu. It looks on its local kebab shop man as a veritable god. Easily caught when its busy eating, trip it up or something. Beat it with your Dopèspade.

12. Pukeachu

Type: Hungover Dopèmon

Found: Public Toilets, Park Benches, Shop Doorways, Bins or local gutters

Attacks: Acidic Vomit in Face, Hold Stomach, Roll on floor, Heave

Likes: Pepto-Bismals, Aspirins,  Alka Seltzer, coffee

Dislikes: Lectures, Getting up Early

Description: Found anyplace their happens to be a Hole within Dashing distance. Evolved From a Snakachu, Once it has Depleted all its Vomit it de-evolves Back into a Beerachu and goes in search of greener pastures, its a vicious cycle (Stupid)

13. Gothikate

Type: Goth Dopèmon

Found: Dark Rooms, Metal Gigs, The Green

Attacks: Claw Ring attack, moan attack, air guitar, headbang,

Likes: Black Metal, Thrash, The Dark, Leather, facepaint

Dislikes: Bright Colours, Normality, People, Christians (Shower of Bastards)

Description: Frequently found in small groups wandering around aimlessly in the dark. These dopemon are easily recognised by their painted faces, they are difficult to catch as they pay little of no attention to anything. Can be caught when they are sleeping.

14. Terromon

Type: Terrorist Dopèmon

Found: Carparks, Basements

Attacks: Car bomb, Nail Bomb, Petrol Bomb, High Explosive Bomb letter bomb, pipe bombs, bombs (lovely bombs)

Likes: Bombs, in its own words “Ach Bombs are Great ah luv blowin’ thangs up”

Dislikes: Low Explosive Bombs

Description: Found Running around clutching various bombs and a large stick, these Dopèmon favor the attack, Self Destruct as it takes EVERYTHING within a mile radius out with it (Whack). Consequently none of these Dopèmon have ever been caught, or if the have didn’t last very long with their new trainers (nor did the Trainer). Best way to capture one of these in theory is to yell “LOOK A NUCLEAR WARHEAD” and carefully bludgeon it with your Dope-Spade.

15. Iraqimon

Type: Iraqi Terrorist Dopèmon

Found: Iraq, Kwik Save

Attacks: Biological bomb, M-16 Gun Attack

Likes: Sand, Tea Towels, camels (loves in fact)

Dislikes: Americans, Sand in tea towels, peace.

Description: Found Running around in stupid Beige Uniforms with tea towels on their heads Yelling things in Arabic (Stupid). Best way to capture one of these is to wear a Gas Mask and creep up to it and pull the pin on its Biological Bomb and watch as it chokes violently on is own Gas. Oh and don’t forget to then Capture it as tempting as it may be to watch its writhe in pain as its lungs turn inside out.

16. Mongmon

Type: Mong Dopèmon

Found:  Mong Vans, swimming pool changing rooms.

Attacks: drool, lean on opponent. Wheelchair attack, grimace, soil itself.

Likes: nothing

Dislikes: nothing

Description: A mong in a wheelchair, what more can i say, in retrospect you’d be better off capturing the wheelchair (Useless) although it can be worth your while to capture it as it can provide countless hours of non stop hilarity watching it TRY to open a door. Good for bait.

17. Moshomon

Type: Dancing Dopèmon

Found: in various Gig mosh pits, unconscious in the middle of Fields Covered in mud

Attacks: Head Bang, Head Butt, Stage Dive, Shin Kick, Crowd Surf

Likes: Loud un-constructed music, Muddy Cess pool fields

Dislikes: Quiet Flower filled Fields

Description: Found in fields bouncing up and down at an amazing speed. Best way to capture one of these is to play some music and gradually increase the speed until its tiny mind snaps, rips off all its clothes and repeatedly smashes its head off a Pillar before exhausting itself after going into a frenzied Moshing fit. A nice easy capture, These Dopèmon are often found in Large packs, often Trailed by the more annoying Punkamon and Yeckit groups, although no one pays attention to these. If failing to Exhaust it works just bash its tiny brain in with a spade.

18. Thrashamon

Type: Dancing Dopèmon, the evolved form of Moshomon

Found: In Muddy Fields, Cramped University Halls and any place their happens to be a ghetto blaster

Attacks: High Pitched Screech, Metal Sign attack, Stage Dive, Head Bang, Long Hair in face attack

Likes: Long hair, pushing people, fights

Dislikes: The Lesser Punkemon as they find them unbearably annoying

Description: Easily tracked down by following the trail of loud music until your ear drums burst. Only the bravest dare attempt to capture these Dopèmon as their Lairs are often hideously cramped and the air un-breathable due to the amount of smoke, sweat, heat and carbon dioxide in the air. Evolved from Moshomon after receiving enough Dancing experience and getting into an average of 4 fights per night. Best way to capture these creatures is to simply capture its Ghetto-Blaster and watch as Thrashamon dives in after its precious piece of equipment

19. Trekkiemon

Type: Sad Dopèmon

Found: Garages, Basements any place where no one normal goes, you know, like public toilets

Attacks: “Set phasers to irritate” attack, Annoying Trek Banter attack, Spock Ear attack, Warp Speed attack

Likes: Star Trek

Dislikes: Babylon 5

Description: Sad and lonley, found only with themselves for company and a large card cut out of Captain James T Kirk. Almost utterly useless in a fight as their attacks normally warrant being hit, often by their own trainers. Best way to capture one of these is to ask it to explain the principles of Warp Speed and when it pauses to take out its Diagrams of a Warp Core Quickly Club it to within an inch of its life with a Spade

20. Klingomon

Type: Sadder Dopèmon

Found: Garages, Basements any place where no one normal goes, you know, like public toilets

Attacks: “Set disrupters to irritate” attack, Annoying Trek Banter attack, Cloaking field, Speak Klingon

Likes: DiLitium crystals

Dislikes: Tribbles, Nelix

Description: This rare Dopèmon, is the evolved form of Trekkiemon. Trekkiemon evolves when it can speak fluent Klingon. Treat it the same as you would treat a Trekkiemon, only get it to describe how the 2 metal bits flick out the Klingon Knife. Warning, you have to know a few Klingon phrases or it won’t even look at you.

21. Chrismace

Type: The Nidoking of the Dopèmon world.

Found: Garages, Basements any place where no one normal goes, you know, like public toilets

Attacks: “Set phasers to it’s real I tell you REAL” attack, Annoying Trek Banter attack, Shaved head attack. Hearing seagulls that aren’t really there attack, Obsession with paperclips attack. Chronological order attack.

Likes: Star Trek

Dislikes: Being mocked. Peanut butter, chameleons.

Description: The epitome of the sad Dopèmon. Only one of theses has ever been seen alive. How it evolves is unknown. As a result of its rarity it is unknown the best way to capture it.