GIRLS' CHAT

by Sapfarah the Magnificent

(FYI, BEUF stands for Beat Em Up Federation. It's where all the beat em up characters reside.)

(There are a few Tekken girls and guys in there too:

girls...
* Michelle Chang - a native american - read Indian
* Jun Kazama - Japanese girl, ecologist and lank as a plank
* Nina Williams - The blonde sex bomb
* Anna Williams - Nina's sister, not as sexy but slut for sure

guys...
* Kazuya Mishima - the one and only!!! ^_^
* Paul Phoenix - American, blonde and dump, Guile lookalike although I think he's better. He does look good and I mistook him for Russian.
* Lee Chaolan - Chinese, silver hared, looking fine
* Baek Doo San - Korean TaeKwonDo master. Sexy! )

Sonya's house.

Michelle falls with a thump on the floor, sleeping from drug overdose (supposedly Michelle is a "flower-generation" girl and she dresses in long flowery gowns, heavy necklaces and smokes plenty of marijuana.) Kitana rolls up her eyes.

"Guys, I'm not picking her up again!" she protests.

"Leave her there, we all know she'll fall back down," Mileena says, waving in annoyance before her.

"How's that?" Anna asks storming in the room with anxiety and a new outfit, agony all over her face.

"HmmmM!" Kitana approves and Anna makes the thumbs up.

"Okay, counting for the next one," Sonya said, demonstratively looking at her watch, suggesting that Anna would soon be back with a new outfit.

"I want to get myself a new pair of trousers," Nina said as she checked her fingernails. When she noticed she got no response, she narrowed her eyes. "It's better when riding Paul's bike."

"At last, Nina, you'd better make up your mind, you're torturing them both!" Kitana said and Nina smiled complacently, having gotten what she intended to.

"Let me wait a little longer, I'm deciding for the rest of my life, you know."

"Yeah right, you just love having them arguing over you, don't you," Jade said, fixing her stocking.

"I say, marry Kazuya," Mileena said. "He's rich!"

"Yeah, but Paul's bigger!" Sonya said and her comment was received with surprised 'oohs'. Jun's eyes jumped in a startle and looked around embarassed.

"And how do you know?" Kitana said strictly but Sonya didn't say.

"But..." Mileena interjected, taking a self important tone, "Kazuya knows more tricks!"

All eyes turned to her gloating face.

"No one's gonna ask how I know?" she said.

"Actually I would," Nina said and she looked rather grim.

"Anna told her!" Kitana said in annoyance and Mileena scowled at her.

"Thank you, dear."

"You know who's big?" Sonya said, unwrapping a candy. "Sub Zero. I'm telling you, if he wasn't such a geek..."

"It's not size that matters!" Kitana said.

"Speak for yourself, you have mr hotshot packed at your pleasure!" Sonya shot back.

Anna came back a little later in her plain clothes, much to everyone's amazement.

"Not fair, I'm missing out on the good stuff!" she complained.

"Nothing much, dear, just boy rating, as always," Nina informed her.

"Nothing about Kung Lao though..." Mileena said somewhat bitterly.

"But he is good," Sonya said, between licking the candy. "And he is long too."

"Do you know everything about everyone?" Kitana said annoyed, perhaps having noticed Jun blushing furiously. Unfortunately for her, Nina noticed too.

"Jun, you never say whom you like," she said and the girl bowed her head as complete silence succeeded.

"C'mon, there has to be someone!" Mileena said and Kitana couldn't think of a way to help her friend out of this.

"I don't like anyone!" Jun protested, blushing.

"Come on, everyone likes someone, even you!" Jade insisted.

"I don't know what you say but Lee is such a doll..." Anna said dreamily.

"Yeah, Lee! Who wouldn't want to date that babe!" Sonya agreed.

"God, I love his tresses! And he has dimples when he smiles, oh god, he's divine!" Anna went ecstatic.

"Don't let me blow your bubble but Lee's taken," Mileena said and was attacked by unanimous vociferation.

"That hasn't yet been decided!" Jade insisted.

"Not by me... I mean... remember the other time in that party?" she hinted and sounds of understanding went in every mouth but Jun's.

"Oh please, they were so drunk they would kiss anything," Nina said in annoyance.

"Yeah but don't be surprised if one day you walk back home and find your sweetheart in the same bed with Lee... 'We were just playing brotherly games, darling!'," Mileena mocked and most everyone giggled.

Nina puffed out disdainfully.

"Picture this, mr Spikey calling anyone a 'darling'!" Mileena went on amusedly.

"Seriously now," Sonya intermitted, "even if drunk and in a truth or dare game, they kissed a little too eagerly..."

"If you ask me, they even liked it!" Anna said and Jade nodded affirmatively. Kitana might have agreed but noticed Jun going very shy.

"Hell, I loved it myself!" Mileena insisted. "There's something about two men together, isn't it!"

Sounds of agreement followed.

"Men say the same about two women you know," Kitana inserted and all began making noises of disgust.

"Imagine Johnny asking you to slurp with another woman to get him fixed!" Sonya said disgustedly and new sounds of abhorence followed.

"That's disgusting," Kitana said, making an annoyed face.

"Good thing we're in BEUF where _everyone_ has six pack abs!" Anna said and yeas answered.

"Apart from Stryker!" Sonya said angrily and they laughed a good deal.

"But the real lover..." Mileena started bending over the table, "is..." she went on and all smiled knowing the answer. "Baek!"

Cheers and clapping sounded in the room and Michelle opened her eyes from the floor where she was collapsed.

"Baeeeeeeek!" she said in a dreamy voice but fell immediately back asleep.

the end