Zoamelgustar vs The Negaforce

 

It's a beautiful day for a blood bath here at the Chaos Zone battle arena. Today's match looks especially promising, as we have two mythic monsters facing off. The commentators today are yours truly, and Hellmaster Phibby.

Phibrizzo: Hi!

Aerie: Don't interrupt. <((-.-))> *grr* Anyway...

Aerie: In the red corner is the monster Zoamelgustar, previously thought to be a figment of Martina's imagination.

Zoamelgustar appears in the arena. Martina cheers the Cthulu-esque monstrosity on from the stands, waving a 'Viva Zoamelgustar' pennant. The rest of the Slayers cast sweatdrops.

Phibrizzo: And in the blue corner, we have the almighty source of evil in the Negaverse - the Negaforce.

The other Cthulu-esque monstosity appears on the opposite side of the arena. Queen Beryl and her hench-bishounen are wearing cheerleader outfits and shaking pompoms.

Aerie: Fight!

Long silent pause. Crickets chirp.

Phibrizzo: What the hell?

Aerie: Um, maybe they're doing battle on the astral plane.

Phibrizzo: No, they're not. They appear to be having a staring contest.

Aerie: A staring contest? BORING!!!!

Phibrizzo: I'm outta here.

Aerie: Me too.

A few millenia later...

Zoamelgustar: Ha! You blinked!

The Negaforce: No, I didn't. I just flinched.

Zoamelgustar: Cheater! You blinked and you know it.

The Negaforce: Did not.

Zoamelgustar: Did too.

The Negaforce: Did not.

Zoamelgustar: Did too.

The Negaforce: Did not.

Zoamelgustar: Did too.

The Negaforce: Did not.

Zoamelgustar: Did not.

The Negaforce: Did too.

Zoamelgustar: Hah! I win! ::P

The Negaforce: Damn. ::(

Winner: Zoamelgustar

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