Xellos vs Filia

Welcome to the Chaos Zone Battle Arena. This is your friendly and only slightly psychotic host, Tom.

Phibrizzo: Slightly?

Tom: *nervous laugh* Quiet you. In the blue corner we have Xellos Metallium, the infamous trickster priest.

Xellos enters to Fruit Cocktail by the Dorsey Brothers. A legion of female fans charges the arena. Gaav and Dynast, working security, call for backup. Life-size Zelgadis dummies are deployed to draw off the crowd.

Phibrizzo: In the red corner, dragon priestess extraordinaire, Filia ul Copt.

Filia enters to I’m a Little Teapot. Filia gapes in surprise, then turns to glare at Xellos,  who sticks out his tongue at her and grins wider. The golden dragons start chanting “Kill Xellos.”

Tom: Are the contestants ready?

Filia: Grrrrr.

Xellos:^-^

Tom: Fight!

Xellos: Yare yare Filia-chan, it’s nice to see you again.

Filia: Namagomi! *whacks Xellos into the arena’s wall with her mace*

Xellos: *Gets up and dusts himself off* Oh poo Filia-chan, I would almost think you weren’t glad to see me.

Filia: Stupid Namagomi Mazoku! *smashes Xellos into the ground*

Xellos: *teleports behind her* Aww Filia-chan, you’re so cute when you’re angry, especially the way your tail sticks out. ^-^

Filia:* transforms into golden dragon mode* Flame Breath!

Filia chases Xellos around the arena, alternately trying to barbecue him and stomp him flat.

Xellos: ^-^ How sweet Filia-chan. You did miss me.

Filia: *smash*

Xellos: Oh look, you missed me again.

Filia: *crash*

Xellos: And again!

Filia: Flame Breath!

As Filia continues her Godzilla impression, the arena, including the Broadcast Booth, attempts to imitate Tokyo (i.e. it gets flattened).

Phibrizzo: Bye! *teleports out*

Tom: O.O Incoming!

Winner: Game called on account of author’s death.