Shabranigdo vs. Cephied

The ultimate battle between good and evil will be settled right now, baby! Who would have thought that this epic battle would take place right here in the Chaos Zone? As per usual, the commentators shall be Hellmaster Phibrizzo and myself.

Aerie: Gee. I wonder who you're betting on.

Phibrizzo: *waves around a 'Go Shabby' pennant* Yay! Evil will always triumph in the end!

Aerie: Need I remind you of the little fiasco at the end of Slayers Next?

Phibrizzo: *grumbles* L-Sama just got lucky.

Aerie: Anyway.... In the red corner is the Ruby-Eyed dark lord himself, Shabranigdo.

Shabranigdo enters to the tune of 'Rock Lobster' by the B-52's. The dark lords start a wave. Lei Magnus and Rezo have their faces painted red. Xellos is throwing popcorn at Filia, who is sitting in the dragon miko section.

Shabranigdo: *bows to the crowd*

Phibrizzo: And in the blue corner, is a big stupid lizard who needs to go crawl back to the sea of chaos where he came from - Cepheid.

Cepheid the Flare Dragon enters to 'Loser' by Beck.

Aerie: Phibby, quit messing with the music.

Phibrizzo: Eh heh heh...

Cepheid is greeted by enthusiastic cheering from the gold dragons and enthusiastic death threats from the Mazoku section. Melgazia has one of those big, foam hands with 'Cepheid is #1' on it. Antie Aqua starts shouting and making obscene gestures at the Mazoku. Filia has left her seat and is now beating Xellos.

Aerie: Hey! Dammit Filia, wait your turn. You can beat him up all you want later.

Filia puts away her mace, grinds her teeth and heads back to her seat.

Aerie: Now on with the show....FIGHT!

Shabranigdo: Boy, are you gonna get it this time!

Cephied: Bring it on, Lobster Boy!

The Mazoku and Ryuzoku swarm onto the arena floor and the REAL fight begins.

Aerie: Now THIS is chaos.

Phibrizzo: Excuse me, but I have to go open a can of whup-ass. *disappears*

Voicover: Wait just a goddammed minute here! Nobody has this much chaos without my say so!

Phibrizzo: *his head pokes out of the swirling, cartoony dust cloud* HOLYSHITNOTAGAINWHYME!?!?

L-Sama enters to 'Ironic' by Alanis Morissette. The Mazoku and Ryuzoku flee the arena, screaming in terror.

L-Sama: This fight isn't scheduled until the end of time. I cannot allow this. *bops Shabranigdo and Cephied on their heads with her shovel*

Aerie: *whines* Awww L-Sama! You never let us have any fun. I even had a nifty trophy to give to the winner. <((;_;))>

L-Sama: I'll take that. *yoink*

Aerie: bitch

L-Sama: What was that?

Aerie: Ummm......ofcourseyoudeservethetrophyforsupremechampionoftheuniverseyouromnipotentness.

L-Sama: Yes, that's what I thought you said. Well, I'll be going now. Continue on with your silly games.

Winner in the Ultimate Battle Between Good and Evil: a bitch with a shovel

Fin.

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