Shabby the red-eyed dark lord

Had a bad case of pink-eye

And if you ever saw him

You would shit your pants and cry.

His ancient rival Cepheid

Split him into seven parts

He sealed away poor Shabby

In the mountains of Kataart.

Then in episode eight

Rezo the red priest said

Shabby with your eyes so bright

Won't you please restore my sight?

Then Lina Inverse killed him

She shouted out with glee

Shabby the red-eyed dark lord

Shouldn't have picked a fight with me!