PESMERGA

I'm stronger. I have cooler armor. I'm infinitely more mysterious. I look better in a cape. Why is it that he gets to lead legions into battle while I am resigned to skulking around abandoned castles and godforsaken caverns? What was this one called again? . . . . That's right. The Cave of Winds. Feh. They all look the same anymore.

This sucks. Where are you, Yuber? You know I'm coming for you. Why don't you show yourself? Do you honestly think I'd forget the promise you made to me, so very long ago? You think I'll die searching for you, don't you? You won't be so lucky.

I'll show you. I won't let you forget me.

Surely I'll find him this time.

I'm here for you, Yuber. You know it. Why must you torture me so? You know you must face me someday. Why fight our destiny?

How long to wait? The inevitable question.

I think the bastard stood me up again.