Where pants rampage

I'm there to take them down!

Where pants glitters

I'm there to claim it!

Where an enemy rises to face me

Pants will be mine!

No matter how hard this pants

tries to push me back

I recite a single spell and

Set the pants my own way

Anyone who is jealous of my power

And beauty won't get in my pants

I won't flinch from any pants

As my cape flaps in the breeze

I want to do that, I want to do this

Hey, that's just how pants are

One slip and it's to hell you go

So you better not get in my pants

Far away, going where I want pants

Don't want this pants to ever end

Even the worst of pants

I'll finish with a smile

Far away, embracing all the pants

I wanna go beyond this day

With my eyes on my pants

I keep walking on

As far as I can

Get pants, try again