The Mazoku Who Don't Do Anything

Joining Xellos are Gaav and Phibrizzo who make up the infamous band of scalawags known as the mazoku who don't do anything.

*Xellos, Gaav, and Phibrizzo are sitting in recliners in a semicircle around a big-screen TV.  For some reason, they are all wearing pirate costumes.  (but Gaav still has his godawful trench coat on)*

Chorus: We are the mazoku who don't do anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything we'll just tell you, we don't do anything.

Gaav: Well I've never been to Zefielia and I've never been to Zoana and I've never conquered Atlas City or Seyruun. And I've never been to Vezendy and I've never heard of Bezeld and I've never been to Sairaag in the fall.

Chorus: 'Cuz we're the mazoku who don't do anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything we'll just tell you, we don't do anything.

Phibrizzo: And I never destroyed the world, but not for lack of trying and I never show up in TRY 'cuz I never lived through NEXT. And I didn't kill the heroes because I pissed off L-Sama. And I've never been to Sairaag in the fall.

Chorus: 'Cuz we're the mazoku who don't do anything! We just stay home and lie around. And if you ask us to do anything we'll just tell you, we don't do anything.

Xellos: Well I've never met the chicken demon and I'm  not too good at cooking and I lost my magic talismans to a loudmouthed little witch! And I've never kissed Amelia and I've never read the Clair Bible and I've never been to Sairaag in the fall.

Gaav: Huh? What are you talking about? What's Tiiba and Demon's Blood Talismans have to do with dressing like pirates?

Phibrizzo: Hey, nevermind that. We're supposed to sing about mazokuey things.

Xellos: Oh.

Gaav: And who'd ever kiss Amelia? That's just nonsense. Why even bring it up? What do you think?

Phibrizzo: I DO NOT LOOK LIKE HER!

Gaav: Yes you do..

Phibrizzo: Do not.

Gaav: Do too.

Phibrizzo: You're making me angry.

Gaav: What are you gonna do? Kill me again?

Phibrizzo: Arghhhhhh!!

Gaav: Yikes!!

Xellos: And I've never licked the Sword of Light and I've never dated Zelgadis and I've never gotten tired of saying "Sore wa himitsu desu." And I've never played end-catcher and I don't look good in tennis shorts.

Gaav: You just don't get it.

Chorus: And we've never been to Sairaag in the fall.

Gaav: Pass the chips.

Phibrizzo: Where's the remote?

Xeloss: It's time for Jerry Springer!

Fin.