Miki Kouru vs Jun Aoi

Aerie:  This is the battle of the blue boys.  In the blue corner is the kawaii Miki Kouru of Revolutionary Girl Utena!  

*As Miki enters, spinning blue roses appear in the corners of the arena.  Utena nudges Anthy in an attempt to get her to cheer, but Anthy just stares vacantly into space.*

Phibrizzo:  In the red corner, hailing from Martian Successor Nadesico, is Jun Aoi!

*As Jun enters the battle arena, he facefaults as several pairs of underwear land at his feet.*

Miki:  Kouzu!

Kouzu:  Miki, you're being rude!

Jun:  Yurika!

*In the stands, Yurika stares vacantly into space, oblivious to Jun. When she snaps back to reality, she yells 'Akito!!' and glomps the frightened young man sitting next to her.  Megumi pries Yurika off of Akito and glomps him herself.  Just as it seems that a catfight will ensue, the two are seperated by Ryoko.*

Ruri:  Idiots.

Jun: *sighs*

Aerie:  Ready?  Fight!!

Miki:  *pulls out a stopwatch and clicks it.*  Where is my shining thing?

Jun:  *blinks*

Miki:  *swings the stopwatch over his head and hits Jun upside the head with it.*

Jun: Ouch!  *grabs the stopwatch and proceeds to hold it just out of Miki's reach*  Ha!

Miki:  Hey!  *sniffles*  Give it back!  My clicky thing...!!

Jun:  Jump for it!

Miki:  My clicky thing.... *sits down and starts bawling.*

Aerie:  *sniffles*  Poor Miki....

Phibrizzo:  *sweatdrops*

Miki:  *gets up and kicks Jun in the shin, reclaiming his clicky thing.*  Yatta!  ^_^v

Aerie:  Awww!  Kawaii!!

Miki:  I'll win this for you, Miss Anthy.

Utena:  *nudges Anthy*  Anthy, cheer!!

Anthy:  Get him, Mr. Aoi!!

Miki:  Nani?!!  *starts crying and runs out of the arena*

Aerie:  Poor Miki.

Jun:  Did I win? *looks to see if his beloved Yurika was even paying attention, sighs, and wanders off to get some ramen.*

Fin.