Lina vs Gaav

Aerie:  Today in the Chaos Zone Battle Arena it's the dragon spooker versus Mr. Ultimate Bad News! And this time there will be absolutely no interference from Auntie Aqua. *gestures to the bound and gagged little old lady*

Auntie Aqua: grrrrrr

Phibrizzo:  Ha ha!

Aerie:  In the red corner is the girl who leaves wreckage and chaos in her wake, the enemy of all who live . . .

Phibrizzo:  *blinks* I didn't know you were scheduled in this fight.

Aerie: OK, the other girl who leaves wreckage and chaos in her wake, the enemy of all who live, Lina Inverse.

*Lina enters the arena to Volcano Girls by Varuka Salt.  Gourry and Amelia cheer enthusiastically.  Sylphiel edges close to Gourry, but he doesn't seem to notice.  Zel plays a mellow song on his guitar.  Xellos gets up and leaves, giggling to himself.*

Phibrizzo:  And in the blue corner is the dark lord who loves war most of all, Gaav the demon dragon king!

*Gaav enters the arena to 'Tangerine Speedo',*

Aerie: OH MY GAWD! *covers Phibrizzo's eyes*  I think I'm gonna be sick. . .

Auntie Aqua: *goes crosseyed and keels over*

Phibrizzo:  Nani?  What's going on?

Aerie:  You don't wanna know!  You don't wanna know!

Lina:  *facefaults and runs away screaming*  

Aerie:  OK, Gaav, you're the winner!!  Now get the @#$% outta here and PUT YOUR TRENCHCOAT BACK ON!!!