LADY UNE vs FRAU FARBISSINA

Aerie:  Yet again, an anime character goes head-to-head with an opponent of the non-cartoon variety. This is a match that will prove once and for all who is the scariest henchwoman in the universe.  In the red corner is the lethal Lady Une of Gundam Wing!

Une: *walks into the arena with her hand on her hip, smiling coldly* 

Phibrizzo:  And in the blue corner is the formidable Frau Farbissina of the Austin Powers movies!

Frau:  *enters the arena, tapping her riding crop against the palm of her hand*

*In the stands, Scott Evil and Heero Yui just sit there and look surly.  Dr. Evil sits holding his pinky to his mouth.  Mini-me is humping the leg of the Gundam Wing Zero.*

Austin Powers:  *wiggles his butt at Noin in an effort to be seductive* "Do I make you randy, baby?"

*when Noin brushes him off, he turns to the person with long, gorgeous white-blonde hair sitting in front of him*

Austin:  "So what about you, baby?"

Zechs:  *Turns around looking perturbed and disgusted*

Austin: Krike! That's a man, man!

knife: *whizzes just past Austin Powers's ear, nicking off a lock of hair*

Austin: Hey!

Trowa:  . . . Sorry.  Wasn't aiming for you.

Treize:  *wrenches the knife out of his seat and tosses it aside* Damn kids.

Austin:  *jumps over a few people to confront Trowa* Are you one of Dr. Evil's henchmen?

Trowa: . . . No.

Austin:  Groovy.  So where'd you learn to throw knives like that?

Trowa: . . . In the circus.

Austin: Circus? EEEK! CARNIE!!! *flees in terror*  Smells like cabbages!  Has small hands!

Trowa: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

*Relena chases Mr. Bigglesworth, trying to pet him.*

Aerie, Phibrizzo, Une, and Frau: *sweatdrop*

Phibrizzo: NEway

Aerie: FIGHT!

Frau: Send in the CHIBIS!

*from behind Frau Farbissina appear Chibi-Heero, Chibi-Duo, Chibi-Woofei, Chibi-Trowa, and Chibi-Quatre*

Chibi-Heero: Kill! Kill! Kill!

Chibi-Duo:  Grrrrrrr!

Chibi-Wufei:  Hee heee heeeeee!

Chibi-Trowa: . . . .

Chibi-Quatre: *blinks cutely*

Une: *aims her gun and fires five times*

Quatre: Uhg, I can't watch.  That was just too cruel.

Wufei:  Tch.  Weaklings.

Duo: Man, those chibi us-es suck.

Frau: Time for PLAN B!  Send in the TREIZEBOTS!

Treize:  The what?

*Frau's secret weapons march into the arena, wearing quasi-futuristic bikini briefs and boots*

Treize: *facefaults*

Zechs and Noin: *laugh their asses off*

Treize: *hides under his seat in shame* SHUT UP!

Une: *nosebleeds*

Treizebots 1-6: Hello, Lady Une.  Care to have a little fun?

Une: *faints from bloodloss*

*Frau is carried triumphantly away on the shoulders of the Treizebots.*

Fin.