L-Sama Is Bigger

*Lina lies awake in a dark room of the Nameless Generic Inn. She notices a strange shadow in the corner and stands up on the bed.*

Lina: So when I'm lying in my bed, and the furniture starts creeping, I'll just cast a mass destruction spell and get back to my sleeping, 'cause I know that L-Sama's the biggest, and She's watching all the while. So when I get scared I think of Her, and cast my spell and smile! L-Sama is bigger than the boogie man, She's bigger than sorcerers or the monsters trying to kill me. Oh, L-Sama is bigger than the boogie man and She's watching out for me!

*Kanzel and Mazenda pop out of the top drawer of the bureau.*

Kanzel: So are you frightened?

Lina: No not really.

Mazenda: Are you worried?

Lina: Not a bit. I know whatever's gonna happen that my spells can handle it.

Chorus: L-Sama is bigger than the boogie man, She's bigger than sorcerers or the monsters trying to kill me. Oh, L-Sama is bigger than the boogie man and She's watching out for me!

*Lina Ragna-Blades the intruding pair into nonexistence for hearing her sing*

Fin.