Hellmaster Phibrizzo vs Dilandau Albatou
Today we shall witness a duel between the two most psychopathic, sadistic, demented boys of anime; Dilandau Albatau of 'Vision of Escaflowne', and our very own Hellmaster Phibrizzo of 'Slayers Next'.Aerie: Phibby-sama got bored just watching the fights and wanted in on the action. Acting in his stead as commentator will be my older sister, Sedalia. *checks watch* That is, if she ever shows up.
<((-.-))>Sedalia: *bursts into the commentator's box* Gomen! Gomen!
Aerie: What in the 9 1/2 hells took you so long? It's not like you to miss out on the chance to see one of your favorite bishies gettin' his ass kicked by my little Phibby-sama. I was ready to start without you.
Sedalia: Hey! I reserve the right to be present whenever you borrow bishounen from my harem to use in the battle arena. Anyway, it took me forever to find a Dragonslayer uniform in my size. *poses in one of the ultracool black leather outfits worn by Dilandau's good looking underlings*
Aerie: You mean there's a Dragonslayer running around sans clothing? I wanna see!
<((*_*))>vSedalia: Settle, sis.
Aerie: Bish hog. *pouts*
Sedalia: Aren't you rooting for Phibrizzo, anyway?
Aerie: Heh, like I need to. Phibby-sama's got this match cinched. He's a Mazoku lord. And without further ado, in the blue corner is the kawaii dark lord - Hellmaster Phibrizzo. Yay!
Phibrizzo enters the arena to 'Satan' by Orbital.
Shabranigdo and company cheer. The Slayers boo. Gaav throws a chair at his head.Phibrizzo: *bows to the crowd, narrowly avoiding a head injury*
Sedalia: And in the red corner, is the psychopathic gender-bending pyromaniac, the diabolical adonis himself - Dilandau Albatou!
Dilandau enters to the title music from 'A Clockwork Orange'. In the stands, the Dragonslayers give a standing ovation. One of them is wearing nothing but a pair of boxers, socks, and an undershirt. A shower of red roses falls onto the arena floor.
Aerie: I really don't think that's necessary, Sedalia.
Sedalia: Oh, fine. *tosses one last bunch of flowers* I'm just trying to show support for Dilandau-chan. He deserves it!
Aerie: I honestly don't know what you see in that guy. He's a complete frickin' maniac.
Sedalia: So's Phibrizzo.
Aerie: Touché.
Dilandau: Ahem. I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE MAKE ME WAIT!!
Sedalia: Shall we begin?
Aerie: OK! Time to get busy, boys! FIGHT!!
Phibrizzo: I'm going to drag you back to hell with me. You're nothing compared to.....
*Smack*
Phibrizzo: ........HEY! That was really rude!
Dilandau: *grins sadistically and giggles with demented glee as he draws his sword*
Phibrizzo: Um, is this guy a Mazoku?
Sedalia: Practically.
Dilandau: *charges at Phibrizzo with a very bloodthirsty look in his eyes* DIE!
Aerie: The Hellmaster has apparently been caught off-guard by Dilandau's... insanity. Wow. Look at the little guy run. And run. And run. Wait a minute.... It looks like Phibrizzo is pulling out a soul orb. Yes, this fight should be over very quickly now.
Phibrizzo: HAH! *pulls out a soul orb and crushes it between his fingers* Take that!
In the stands, one of the Dragonslayers collapses screaming.
Dilandau: *distracted* Oh, my God! You killed Viole! You Bastard!!
Phibrizzo: Oh @#$%, wrong one.
Sedalia: WHAT???? That's not fair! He's not allowed to kill my harem boys! Hey, wait a minute. Which one's Viole? I must know! *pulls out a pair of binoculars*
Aerie: Phibrizzo has encountered an unexpected complication in his strategy, having apparently misplaced Dilandau's soul orb. Dil now appears to be completely berserked by the incident, and is screaming for Phibby's blood.
Sedalia: Damn, I can't see. The other Dragonslayers are blocking my view. Waaah!
Aerie: Hey, isn't it against the rules to kill innocent bystanders? *begins flipping through the rule-book of the fighting arena*
Sedalia: It is now! Nobody touches the Dragonslayers except for Dilandau and me! Hey, I bet Viole needs CPR. Hmmmm..... mouth-to-mouth.... BYE! *disappears suddenly*
Aerie: Oy vey.
<((~.~))> Hey Phibby, if you kill any more bishy bystanders, not only will I have to disqualify you, but I'll come down there and help Dilly-sama beat the $#!+ out of you myself.Phibrizzo: I didn't think he was bishy. That's a judgement call.
Sedalia: NOT BISHY!?!? *brains him with the Scepter of Domination*
Phibrizzo: Look at all the pritty stars! * @.@ *
Dilandau: *bored sigh* Can I please kill him now?
Sedalia: Get him, Dilandau-sama! Nobody messes with my Dragonslayers!
Dilandau: Don't you mean MY Dragonslayers?
Sedalia: *shrugs* Whatever. I'll leave you to your delusions.
Dilandau: Thanks. *advances menacingly towards Phibby*
Phibrizzo: *holds up another soul orb* Come any closer and Sheep-boy gets it!
Sedalia: Hey! I object!
Aerie: Nope. Perfectly legal. I deem him NON-BISHY. Get 'im Phibs!
Guimel: I object!
Aerie: Too baaaaaaad. *snickers*
Dilandau: *looks panicky* Wha...What kind of monster are you?
Phibrizzo: *grins* I'm called the Hellmaster.
Dilandau: Really? Cool. Some call me 'the prettyboy from hell'. Heck, I've even been referred to as Satan.
Phibrizzo: You know, I could use a guy like you. My servants died about a thousand or so years ago. I could use a new general. How 'bout it?
Dilandau: Double my salary and throw in Van Fanel's soul orb as a bonus and you've got a deal.
Everyone watching: *sweatdrop*
Sedalia: I can't believe this.
Aerie: Well, since they aren't fighting anymore,, I declare the match a draw. And a very strange one at that.
Sedalia: All's well that ends well.....I guess. I don't mind him working for Phibrizzo just as long as I get to keep him in my harem. Becoming a Mazoku even seems kind of fitting for him, actually.
Aerie: Better than becoming a girl. Anyway, so which Dragonslayer was Viole?
Sedalia: Sore wa himitsu desu. ^_^
Adrie: Aaaaaargh!
Fin.