Hellmaster Phibrizzo vs Chibi-Usa

Greeting and hallucinations faithful reader! It is I the ever irrelevant guest author, once more taking the reins of this little house of madness. Hellmaster Phibrizzo is a participant in today’s festivities, so I have invited Xellos Metallium back to the Chaos Zone. Now lets have a big round of applause (and death threats) for everyone’s favorite Mazoku!

Xellos: *teleports in* Ya, it certainly is a pleasure to be here for this most…interesting match.

Tom: In the blue corner, coming to us all the way from the moasty-toasty depths of Hell, Hellmaster Phibrizzo.

Phibrizzo enters to Hellfire by L.S.G. Gaav boos loudly. Lina Inverse starts hurling threats, then notices the hot dog vendor and goes after him instead.

Vendor: O.o; Kyaaaa! *flees in panic*

Xellos: In the red corner, the diabetic-coma inducingly cute Sailor Scout, Chibi-Usa.

Chibi-Usa enters to Candy Girl by The Four Seasons. Gaav boos again. The Sailor Scouts wave fans and throw confetti. Galaxia yawns and dispatches one of her minions for coffee. After a brief scuffle with the Sailor Scouts, in which they explain the difference between Starbucks and Starseeds, the minion departs.

Tom: Let the violence commence!

Chibi-Usa: *transforms into Chibi-Moon* Evil villain, I am pretty Sailor Scout in training, Sailor Chibi-Moon. In the name of the moon I'll punish you!

Phibrizzo: -.-; What is this, did somebody clone Amelia?

Chibi-Usa: Pink Sugar Heart Attack!

The (rather pathetic) attack strikes Phibrizzo with no visible effect. Phibrizzo starts digging through his pockets.

Tom: It looks like Hellmaster is going for his soul orbs. This should be short.

Xellos: Don’t bet on it.

Phibrizzo gets a confused look on his face and stars searching more frantically.

Tom: What gives?

Xellos: It would appear that since Chibi-Usa is from the future, she hasn’t technically been born yet and thus Phibrizzo has no soul orb for her.

Suddenly the hot dog vendor runs through the middle of the arena.

Vendor: Yaaaaa!

Lina: Foooood!

Tom: *sarcastically* Excuse me, we have a battle here people.

Lina: Fireball!

Tom: Ack! *hides under desk*

Phibrizzo: -.-; Can we get on with this?

Chibi-Usa: Pretty Sailor Scout of Love and Justice Attack! *bops Phibrizzo with her wand and continues to rant about love and justice*

Phibrizzo drops to his knees, clawing at his throat.

Tom: What the?!

Phibrizzo: Too…cute. Can’t…take…kawaii! *collapses twitching*

Gaav: Fatality! Woo hoo!

Winner: Chibi-Usa

Suddenly bolts of dark energy shoot out from Hellmaster as he starts to disintegrate. The streams of dark energy blast the arena apart.

Tom: Oh man, there goes my security deposit. What am I gonna do now?

Xellos: That is a secret! ^-^

Tom: *oversize demonic head* You’re not helping!!!

As the ceiling collapses a large fragment falls and crushes Chibi-Usa.

Gaav: Yeah, now that’s entertainment! *singing and dancing* And another one down! And another one down! And another one bites the dust!

Phibrizzo: *staggering to his feet* Little *gasp* pink *pant* rodent *wheeze*.

Gaav: *collapses back into his seat* Oh well, one out of two ain’t bad.

Winner: Hellmaster Phibrizzo

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