DARK LORDS vs SITH LORDS

Aerie: Today's battle should be an interesting one.  We have the generals of Shabranigdo versus the Sith from Star Wars. Can Phibby-sama and the others overcome the Sith's mastery of the dark side of the force? Let's watch and see.

Sedalia:  In the blue corner are Dynast, Phibrizzo, Deep Sea Dolphin, Zelas Metallium, and Gaav, the Dark Lords serving Shabrinigdo!

Phibrizzo: *juggles soul orbs*

Zelas Metallium: *smokes a cigarette*

Deep Sea Dolphin: AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE! *runs around the arena, apparently chasing the shark puppet on her left hand*

Gaav: *plays with his sword*

Dynast Grausherra: *looks around for an escape route while trying to pry Sedalia off of his leg*

Aerie: In the red corner are the enemy of the Jedi Knights, Darth Sidius and Darth Maul!

Darth Maul: At last we will reveal ourselves to the mazoku.

Darth Sidius: You have been well trained, my young apprentice. They will be no match for you...er...ummm...us.

Darth Maul: *sweatdrops*

Aerie: FIGHT!

Darth Maul whips out his wicked double lightsaber and twirls it around threateningly.  Darth Sidius edges behind him.

Gaav Flare!

Zellas Bleed!

Dynast Brass!

Dolph Strash!

Ragna Blast!

A small pile of ash and a wicked double edge lightsaber lay in the spot occupied seconds earlier by Darth Maul.

Valgarv: Hey, is that one of the five weapons of Dark Star? I need that! *jumps out of the bleachers into the arena, grabs it, cackles sadistically, and teleports away*

Darth Sidius: Oh gee, I think I forgot to add fabric softener to the laundry.  Gotta go. *runs off like a bat out of hell*

Sedalia: That was . . . brief.

Aerie: Well, it looks like the undisputed winners are the dark lords.