Jeremy Thompson
AKA
The Fatman
Jimmy the Fatman
Fatty
Paco
Bear
Astonishing girth at an affordable price, Jeremy derives his special qualities from a propensity for brutal honesty. Whether it's telling the 5-o'clock-shadowed to shave, criticizing the stupid, or mocking the less ascthetically gifted for having a face that looks like a car accident, Thompson makes his living through pointing out the obvious. So why does anyone hang out with him at all? Quite frankly, women want him and men want to be him. Despite his incredible weight and the eerie depths of the cave, chicks dig this cassanova, puzzling bystanders.
Despite this obvious interest on the part of women on college campuses worldwide, The Fatman remains single, because he ". . . has standards." What comment this makes on his opinion of womankind is left up to the observer.
Thompson has the bizarre, chameleonlike ability to blend in or stick out of a crowd as he chooses, making him ideal for employment as a secret agent or tax collector. He is a both valuable ally and a lethal foe, while apparently holding a steady job as a Pimp (see above). And yes, that is a boob on the lefthand side of the picture. Try to figure out whose! E-mail me with your answers, and I'll give people who guess correctly a special prize!!
Methods of contact:
AIM SN: Bryce99x