-Flint: I’ll tell you one thing Chuckles, you do know some crazy mother fuckers. To think that we were traveling with Nemo the quick fix” makes me sick.

-Chuckles: Sorry man, But think about it, would cobra even expect two Americans and an Austriaian to be riding around with a Coke dealer in the middle of Europe. Especially three spys.

-F: we still could have gotten better accomidations than this.

-Major Bludd: How did you meet this ruffian anyway?

-C: I inflitrated the corsican brotherhood and I met up with an old friend outside. Nemo was just a hit man at the time and he was lead into a trap by the brotherhood. I slipped outside in the middle of the firefight and pulled him out of the car before it got hit by a rocket launcher. He feels de owes me.

-F: you think?

-Nemo: taking me into this. I start to think that you owe me Horitaio ( Nemo thinks that Chuckles real name is Horatio) People say fire come up form the ground and spew out thoudands of snakes and with venangance to this area cast evil spells on leaders and the people of the towns. Some say that the demons faces are reflections of all the evil and coruption that has happened to these countries. Others say that the serpents faces are just blood red with eyes that pierce into their souls. Either way is evil.

C: relax Nemo, we’re here to take care of everything.

MB: tell Nemo to lay off his own medicine. Even though it does have a decent kick.

F: Bludd himself is a cocain addict, is this a brighter picture.

MB: Not an addict, just an old flavor. I was a mercenary in South American hierachy to lead som fucked up army and the leaders would distribute cocaine to the troops to releive their tention and shell shock, even though some of them did go nuts.

-C: what kind of high tech glove is that?

-MB: it’s not a glove, this is my whole arm. One of Dr. Venom’s experiments I went under before you could spell cobtra and he died before G.I. Joe was even a gleam in your eye.

-C: I read about Dr. Veneom in the Joe file…..

-Nemo: we’re being pulled over.

Viper: Welcome to the UEC, please state your business.

-Nemo: I was found by Destro to make a special delivery to the soldiers of Darklonia. Here is the Papers. I am supposed to slow the border, there are just three of my partners in back woth the cargo.

-Viper: excellent. Here are the directions I am to give you, you are to take the cargo to Umpstern and at this address, you may go.

-N: thanks

-F: they let you go that easily?

-MB: Cobra has specific Crimson Guard to find guys like Nemo, by the time it’s passed the Siegies, its OK with them? Fuck it>

-Hours later

-Nemo: we are here.

-F: quick change into Darklonian village folk.

They Start moving in boxes, as the are half way finished explosions are heard and everyone runs as machine gun fire is heard, all four run into the business, they peek out the window to see two figures running through the town and behind the building Misha and Diana come in all beat up.

-Diana: no one omve, you come here (grabs Nemo) if any Cobra soldiers are looking for us and you squeal, he and all of you are dead, just get rid of them. (takes Nemo and hides in the back room)

-MB: fuck those Soviet Scumbags, lets just get what we needed and go.

-Chuckles points his gun at MB and says: No, he helped us, we need to hear what the Oktober Guard is all about.

Two Cobra Vipers and an Alley Viper come barging in and hold up Flint, Chuckles and MB and the two others, demanding info on the Oktober Guard and the don’t know, one Viper beats down on of the drug dealers. With that Major Bludd slices the Alley Viper and Flint and Chuckles come down on the two Vipers.

-F: you can come out, they are dead Oktober Guard.

-Misha: how do you know who we are?

-Diana: I recognize them, this one is Flint the other is Chuckles for the United States Millitary, code name G.I.Joe. but they were deacitvated several years ago. How are you still operating?

-Flint: our government sent Myself, Chuckles and ….

-Misha: do you know who thiis fcuking asshole is, Major Sebastian Bludd of the Cobra empire, murderer of thousands.

-F: I agree with you 100%, but threre is no factual evidence for what we all know, in the mean time Major Bludd was hired by our governmeent in a mission against Cobra.

-M&D: What!!!

-C: right now he’s one of the good guys.

-MB: kind sir and Sweet madam, I am a humble servant to needy governments

-D: fuck you…..

-c: Will discuss him later, what is Oktober Guard doing in Darklonia?

-D: We were watching Destro on media coverage of the UEC, and we knew that something was wrong when neither Destro nor any of the UEC council made themselves available for interviews or meetings with other nations. So our government sent us to investigate undercover that’s when we found that Cobra was behind this.

-F: we know that Destro has reestablished his ties with cobra.

-M: we came in just for simmple recon, trying to seeif we can catch them on U.N. violations, but their sensors are too advanced and their defenses are unimaginable. We were on our fouth dday of recon ready to breeach the inner base, all of Cobra’’s top authority was pulling in, when all of hates broke loose. With that we were flooded with trouble bubbles and Hiss tanks versions I and II. Oktober Guard recently enlisted a new member Big Bear. He had enough bazooka shells to take down three trouble bubbles and 2 Hiss II fore cover. I was able to captureeee a Hiss and Diana and Dragonski jumped in. I took the turrets and Dragonski was to take down any close trouble bubbles. Gorky, Big Bear, and red Star wweere back tracking to the tank when a HEAT Viper… took them out. There was nothing we could do so I hit the gas. Diana knoew too that they were gone so she covered the left side of the tank. By this time therest of the defenses were alerted and the Stuns were able to catch up like nothing. Diana was able to take out three stuns before a SAW Viper on the back of a stun nipped Dragaoonski'’ ankle. The saw Viper and other Vipers caught up to Dragonski and almost killed him. The stuns easlliy caught up to us so I slowed down to let one pass us, while Diana blasted the two behind us and then jumped over to the one to our left. Diana easlily sliced the three Motor Vipers and gained control of the stun. I jumped froom the HISS and we took off. We got about 40 miles out side of this town, when they caught up with us.

-Diana: Our mission was utter failure, Cobra’s become too powerful and four more of our members are dead. We need to send in a waring faction and stop this but we have no proof. Nothing to say thattt something is wrong with the UEC.

-M: there is one thing. About a half hour before the battle began and we were on recon, I over heard trough hound radar, Dr. Mindbender talking aobut C-12. But I have no clue to what the coordinates are.

-F: C12? The only lead we have so far. We’ll heed your warning, but we do have a mission of our own and we must take care of it.

-C: this is my friend Nemo, he has been smuggleing since day one. He’ll know how to get you out of here.

-D: You can’t go in there by your selves. They’ll fucking kill you too. At least take us with you, we know the area and where the defenses are.

-MB: you bumbled once, if we where to take you Russians, I might as well kill my self.

-c: shut the fuck up, we can’t take you, our orders were as a three man operation, if we were to devolge our orders, all hell would break loose.

-f: Bludd, you take the Alley Viper uniform, weee’ll take the Viper uniforns. We better check back in. Give me one of yourshoes and a piece of clothing to take back. I’ll say that we grenaded you, Now get going.

Misha: good luck USA. Your courage is respectable, kill some cobras for our fallen comrads

C: no problem tough guy, we gotta jet,(paause) let’s rock ‘n roll