Just a few thousand years ago, around two thousand and thirty four,
There was woman named Mary, who made her money by being a whore.

Now her hobby was a secret, her family had not one clue
of the things she did
for the highest bid
and eveything else she would do.

Her best customer of all time, was a quiet and passionate lad,
His name was Joseph, Joe for short, and everyone thought him quite mad.

It seems he made a living, by building unsturdy stairs,
And going back door to door, selling expensive repairs.

One day Joe got jealous of all the men screwing Mary,
then got out of hand,
and killed a man,
whom went by the name of Larry.

Mary she thought it was sweet, that Joseph liked her so much,
it made her heart swell,
and ring like a bell,
and she began to develop a crush.

Just to make him happy, she took him one night to bed,
she thought him so large
he went free of charge
and that night Joesph laid.

Perhaps a week went by, and Mary did find a problem,
she'd got knocked up
when they had fucked
So she found old Joe and socked him.

"What shall we do", she screamed, "about the task at hand!"
"Don't ask me,
you did it for free!"
is just what the carpenter said.

They sat for days on end trying to solve the ordeal,
"Oh my God I've got it!" Mary then did squeel.

"We can say that God sent an Angel to me, while I lay sleeping in bed,
'God's baby's in you,
and soon he'll be due!'
is just what we'll say that he said!"

"Eureka!" Joseph exclaimed, with bright gleam in his eye,
"It's the best tale
we'll ever tell.
Now all we have to do is try!"