I stole a poop from a dog today
I let it slide between my teeth
Before I pierced it's slimy shell with my hunger

Then I remembered
I'm a man and I shouldn't eat poops
But it tasted so good, smooth and warm

What have I done!?!
I ate a poop and enjoyed it
I stole from an animal unable to defend it

Am I truly a man? I should have control
But I took something; could it have been someone

I walked through the yard
Hoping the dogs owner would see and punish me
But instead I found a poop again

Like before I stole it
And enjoyed the bittersweet warmth of its cream

Am I a man?
Could I be; maybe this wondering is just silly