GUIN!! This is for you. A snippet from Connor and Guin
Posted by Bright Girl on Saturday, 27 June 1998, at 11:00 p.m.
I mean, from Romeo and Juliet. Balcony scene.
Oh Connor my Connor, wherefore art thou Connor?
Lay down thy katana and cook Haggis, NOT!
Or if thou still cookesth, feed me jello instead!
And I'll no longer mock thy taste.
Tis but the Haggis that is my enemy,
Thou art thyself, though not a Haggis.
What is a Haggis?
It is nor beef, nor chicken, nor veggies,
Nor fruit, but stomach linings belonging to a cow!
Oh cook some other dish!
What is in a Haggis? That which we call Haggis
By any other name would still taste bad?
My apologies again to Shakespeare and Connor MacLeod and all Haggis-lovers
Hugs,
BG