001-"Let me handle this."
002-"Click?? ...This doesn't come with ammo?"
003-"Why is your Zippo flame turning blue?"
004-"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"
005-"Trust me."
006-"I never get lost."
007-"He hit me for HOW MUCH?????"
008-"They're only Inquisitors!"
009-"I try to move silently in Metal Gear..."
010-"I didn't find any traps !!"
011-"Wonder what this button does ?"
012-"Why is this man speaking in sign language?"
013-"There is no trap on the door, so let's open it"
014-"I have this Module at home, I know exactly what to do"
015-"Don't worry, the GM won't hose me"
016-"We'll untie the prisoners and lock them in the closet."
017-"Snipers can't hit a person at this dist..."
018-"I see HOW MANY solos?!" 019-"Don't worry, AIs don't attack unless they're provoked."
020-"Don't worry sir, we can handle it."
021-"You jump down and distract him, and I'll shoot him."
022-"Lets drop our weapons and talk."
     "Okay!"
023-"Well ...., I'll touch it again"
024-" It's OK, I trust her..." ... *BOOM!!!!!!*
025-"Stand back you wimps.  I'll kill it." 026-"Oops."
027-"Trap? What trap?"
028-"So what?"
029-"Don't be silly.  If this was really the planes's Self-Destruct
      Button, do you think they'd leave it lying around where       anyone could press it?"
030-"Hmmm...the sign on the door says, "AIRLOCK".  I wonder
      what's inside."
031-"All right, we're in Arasakas basement, the lights are dead,
     and now one has night-vision, I know, we'll yell and scream
    so we can locate each other by sound!!"
032-"I'm going to kill our captives anyway, and I don't give a
      damn whether the other goody-good PC's like it or not."
034-"Y'know, since our Techie's been so obnoxious, it would
      probably serve him right if we set his precious Lab on fire."
035-"Yes, it's true I humiliated the GM in front of the debating
      team Wednesday, but he's much too broad-minded to       take it out on my character."
036-"So I'm safely across the the hole?  Whew!  For a minute
      there I was worried that you might remember my
     encumbrance penalties."
037-"Well, I didn't much like this character, anyway...Here goes
      nothing..."
038-I swing the bat at the grenade so I can bat it across the room
     at the cops...Wait!  Isn't that grenade Contact Fused ???"
039-"All right, I guess Ripsmash's right.  There can't possibly
be anything on the other side of this airlock.  Why not open
the damned thing."
040-"Whistling sounds?  Naw, they can't have a grenade launcher!"
041-"They can't possibly outflank us.  We have radar, and sonar!"
042-"Come on!  Arrows versus Kevlar?"
043-"Me first Me first."
044-"Come on, we haven't found any traps so far."
045-"Diamonds ... Euro... Gold !!! Terry! Terry, we're rich,
we're rich, we're fabulously wealthy !!!!  ...Terry ... Terry??"
046-"Let's walk this way."
047-"Hey folks, follow me, I remember the way to the Building
exit."
048-"I never get to have any fun!"
049-"You mean they get to use the critical hit chart too?"
050-"I'm invincible!"
051-"Don't worry.  I know what I'm doing!"
052-"Stop!"
053-"No problem.  That's easy!"
054-"Hey, I found it.  I'm keeping it."
055-"I think we'll have to reason with him."
056-"Hah! I'm not dead yet.  I'm only at mortal 1."
057-"Oh, no.  We're being rescued.  How embarrassing!"
058-"Yeah, I know it's dangerous, but think of the improvement
points."
059-"Don't worry.  I've got a plan."
060-"They can't see me.  I'm invisible!"
061-"I wonder what's in here?"
062-"He wouldn't try that trick again!"
063-"They don't look so tough."
064-"I'm SURE there are no traps."
065-GM: "FIVE...FOUR...THREE...TWO..."
      PC: "I look for the light switch."
066-"Here kitty, kitty, kitty..."
067-"I'll open it."
068-"It seems easy enough"
069-"I think he can be trusted."
070-"Those noises are probably nothing."
071-"I'll pull the lever."
072-"Money!"
073-"Oh.  He'll miss.  Just look at my SP."
074-"oh no!  Let's go help them!"
075-"Run away!"
076-"I want to kill something."
077-"All clear, guys."
078-"Bob, you have any grenades left? Throw me one..."
079-"AGAIN!?!?!"
080-"He shot out my eye? Okay, I tear out my other eye and throw
      at him as a gesture of defiance."
081-"Maybe this wasn't such a good idea."
      "I told him it was a bad idea."
082-"God will protect me."
083-"You wouldn't dare!"
084-"Hey, we're out! We're safe!"
085-"I'll try it on."
086-"C'mon!  We're a team!"
087-"It'd be stupid to trap this!"
088-"I'll kick the door in!"
089-"It could be dangerous!"
090-"Here, hold this rope while I go down."
091-"Well, if you didn't belch, who did?"
092-"Uh guys? Hello? Anyone?"
093-"There's a smell of gas, huh? Probably nothing"
094-"Take off my armor and try to swim? Forget it --- I worked
       hard to get this linear frame on. Besides, the GM never lets
       anyone die --- he wouldn't let me drown, would he?"
095-"So what if he calls the guard? A backwater town like this
      can't have a very big militia."
096-"What do you mean, 'click' ?"
   097-"Then I'll hit him back!" {spoken at the start of a bar
brawl.}
098-"I'm bored..."
099-"Maybe we should just kill him."
100-"You DO know how to swim!?"
101-"I bar the door!" {Door opened outward.}
102-"I'll cover you!"
103-"I can't possibly miss..."
104-"Don't worry, I can hit him!  I can hit him!"
105-"But he has to be our friend!"
106-"I go through the door... Wait, I check for traps!"
107-"I wonder what the black-and-yellow striped ring above the
     seat does?"
     (ejection seat)
108-"Uh, what does 'explosive decompression' mean?"
109-"Don't worry - I have Pilot-7."
110-"DO NOT OPEN"
111-"Easy kill."
112-"I've got you now!"
113-"Trust me. I know what I'm doing"
114-"I open the door and see who it is."
115-"I jump off the roof - He won't make me fail a stun test
      then."
116-"Your armor is too noisy.  Wait here and I'll scout ahead."
117-"Whoever did this must be long gone by now."
118-"I really didn't know it was against the law."
119-"I don't understand.  He should be dead by now."
120-"If we look brave and fearless, they won't attack."
121-"It doesn't look very fast; we can easily swim across."
122-"I wish we had a 10 foot pole.  Oh well."
123-"Don't you understand?  The odds will be even.  If we can't
     see them, they can't see us."
124-"Who's bringing up the rear?"
125-"But lasers that big haven't been invented yet..."
126-"I've got better things to do than run your petty errands,      Mr.Lundee."
127-"What?!  I thought you said fifTEEN nomads."
128-"It'll be a short space voyage.  Were only going to L.E.O.       One week's worth of food and water will be enough."
129-"I won't fall in; I just want a better look at what's down
      there."
130-"Quit clowning around.  Look, whichever one of you is doing
      that, it's not funny."
131-"A trap?  That's exactly what we're supposed to expect.  I
      think this GM is more imaginative than that."
132-"After what we took, he won't be able to afford an assassin."
133-"Wanna see my new Bomb?"
134-"Ha!  That's the oldest trick in the book."
135-"Hey, Bill, shoot him, quick.  Bill.  Bill?  Where's Bill?"
136-"Cover me."
137-"I think she's asleep."
138-"Look at the size of those tracks!"
139-"..5..6..Well, that's the last of his AP rounds."
140-"Watch this."
141-"Well, if I remember correctly, it's -2  n  r  4d6  10  2        st 50mm.  Hmm..."
             "I should defeat him around the 4th round and only be
      Serious.  Ok, let's rock!"
142-"Did you see that guy's head?  I wonder what did this."
143-"If you cut me down, I will only become more powerful."
144-"I bet it's just a holo."
145-"Well, at least I tried...?"
146-"I'll cut the red wire."
147-"Let's blow open the airlock."
148-"I jump from our car into theirs."
149-"YOU are the UGLIEST guy I've ever seen." (to 6'7'' dermal
plated solo)
150-"What do you mean 'the bullets are just bouncing off'!"
151-"O.K. pal, take your best shot."
152-"Let's rush them."
153-"There's no way they'll ever find us."
154-"What could possibly go wrong?"
155-"Him? What is HE doing here? I thought we killed him!"
156-"I throw a grenade at them." {in the middle of a weapons
storhouse}
157-"Guys, I'm out of ammo."
158-"Does anybody in the group have Trauma Team?"
159-"Get him!"
160-"I give him the finger..."
161-"I put my AK97 under my coat and go to the subway."
162-"Shit, it's a minefield, leggit !!!"
163-"Let's split."
164-"They will flee in terror from my ACPA"
165-"Feel like surrendering ?"
166-"It's only infantry."
167- while rolling dices "Please God, not an ammo explosion..."
168-"I'm sure reinforcements will get here on time. They
      promised."
169-"Say, what's that red dot on your forehead?"  170-"What kind of idiot would set boobytraps in his own home?"
171-"No, I wasn't reading the module. I was just looking at the
pictures."
172-"A bloodhound and killer programs in Mom and Pop's
      Grocery?!" 173-"Funny, she doesn't *look* like a cyberpsycho...."
174-"Black suited Corporate geek, huh? I throw my beer on his fancy suit!"
175-"No security force is *that* fast responding."
176-"I have a very bad feeling about this."
177-"I'm sure they didn't trace me."
178-"I throw the grenade..." 179-"We'll let him fire the mortar, he's not to good with a gun."
180-"Um... I charge the machine gun nest."
181-"I think I'll rob that place."
182-"Naah. He's the GM, he never kills PCs."
183-"No, you idiot, they can't hear us crawling around out here!"
      (yelled to another PC)
184-"So they have a tank...big deal! I have an M-16!!! I can
       kill it."
185-"What do you mean they threw it back ?"
186-"There is only two left..."
187-"Switch to 2nd Edition? Okay, what the hell..."
188-"Do something, SCHMUCK !"
189-"Hey, wow, something that really DOES 'go bump in the night'
190-One of these must be the right one...just start pushing
     buttons at random, we'll hit it."
191-"I just HAVE to know what that bioware does."
192-"I tell the guard to go fuck himself, but I say it in a nice
way."
193-"You are on my side, aren't you ?!"
194-PC1: "Don't shoot. I give up, but let this guy(PC2) go, I
     took him as a hostage..."
     NPC: "Okay, okay, but first of all drop all your
     weapons!" {said to PC1}
     PC2: {taking out his Heavy Autopistol} "Shall I drop my
     weapon,too ???"
195-"My Skill? ...Driving...Pilot AV...! ... Oh shit!"
196-"I'll try to fix it."
197-"I step back as far as I can." (In an elevator)
198-"I'll put my head in, and see what's inside."
199-"Beeping? O.K. I put it back in my holster."
200-"I'll hold my breath and run through the gas."
201-"I'd better carry the explosives, I've got demolition skill."
202-"Umm... Do I have a gas mask?"
203-"I knock at that door."
204-"I wonder what this does ?"
205-"Remember that cyberphysco that you HAD imprisoned down in
      the cellar ?  Well..."
206-"Hey, I bet I can do that better than you can!"
207-"This was supposed to be foolproof!"
208-"That nice techie from across town paid me 2000eb to deliver
      this box to you...  I think -- It must be some kind of clock !"
209-"Let me control this steering-wheel now."
210-"Don't worry, what are the odds of rolling a 1 on a d20 ?"
211-"It doesn't look like anyone is hiding in here."
212-"Aw, come on. I'm sure he's forgotten about that last time."
213-"I'll kill that sucker if it's the last thing I do." 214-"I hear a clic-clac? OK, I'll do a fast peek, like in Miami
      Vice. Those guys never got shot."
215-"I bet this is not under current."
216-"I know how to handle a flame thrower."
217-"I'm so tired. I'll sleep during my watch tonight. Nothing
     will happen."
218-"I never fall asleep during guard jobs."
219-"I want my money."
220-"I wake up quickly!"
221-"Anything but a fumble now...."
     "What do you mean I fumbled ?"
222-"I am not getting short-changed by this guy."
223-"Ok, since I am going to die  anyway, I pull the pins off
      all the grenades on my body..."
224-"You must be kidding! No?"
225-"Come on, do you really think they could throw a grenade
      through that small window ?!"
226-"Hey, wake up, they're coming... For Heaven's sake, WAKE UP!"
227-"No retreat, no surrender!"
228-"Hey scumbag, we'll do it my way, or I'm gonna have to kill
     you."
229-"Look, you're on top of a building, you behind cover, he is
      firing full auto. There is no way he can hit you."
230-"Hey, she's female. Don't worry, this GM never has female
      villians."
231-"My Character is being careful."
232-"Isn't the rope double-secured up there!?"
233-"Don't worry. This is just another empty room."
234-GM: "You encounter some Boostergangers."
     Party: "BANZA!!!"      GM: "Hmm, didn't I say, they're 84."
235-"Don't worry. This ship won't sink with this little water
      inside."
236-"Come on you cowards. It's only a commputer
237-"Wait. Let me first look through the keyhole." 238-"What do you mean 'No reaction' ? I hit him again harder !"
239-"He just fell off the 10th floor? I run over and catch him."
240-"Live and let live ? Yeah, right!"
241-"Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix."
242-"Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there."
243-"What happens if you touch these two wires tog..."
244-"Don't worry, it's not loaded."
     "Are you sure its not loaded ?"
245-"I want revenge !"
246-"Wanna have more ?"
247-"I've beaten you once and I can do it again."
248-"I wake him up."
249-"I can kill anyone. Who is it ?"
250-"17,000 miles?  That's ridiculous - I can't believe someone
      would go that far only to kill me!"
251-"This does have a safety catch, doesn't it?"
252-"A child could have done it!"
253-"The odds were on *my* side."
254-"Those fools are wasting ammunition!  They couldn't hit the
      broad side of a barn at this dist..."
255-"Don't worry. The Media's stupid. She won't know we're using
     her for a Polish Mine Detector."
256-"We're no wimps to hide inside at night !"
257-GM: "Uh.  After killing one Araska Guard the 99 others
     aren't really too fazed."
258-"Okay guys, what we need to do is ........ROLL REALLY WELL!"
259-PC: "How long am I going to be stunned for?"
     GM: (smiling) "...the rest of your life."
260-"Okay, God, you wanted it this way."
261-"Don't shot, it's me."
262-"HA ! We killed all the hostages anyway!"
263-"Don't worry, he is the recon expert..."
264-"The window isn't open, so he couldn't have gotten out, he
      must be still be in here." 265-"I break the end of the oxygen cylinder off and aim it at
     the enemy!"
266-"Okay, who turned out the lights ?"
267-"It's daytime...it's gotta be safe."
268-"Let's all go in; he wouldn't kill the whole party at once."
269-"I suppose a good death is better then bad roleplaying."
270-{PC is facing a big tank}
     GM: "You CAN run away."
     PC: "No, I can't."
     GM: "Your cool is high."
     PC: "No, it ain't."
     GM: "Yes, it is."
     PC: "Used to be, My overconfidence is much higher now."
272-"Help me, I'm in deep trouble. Hey, Karl, it's your turn,
      you owe me a lot of money you borrowed."
      Karl(smiling): "Not any longer, I guess..." 273-"I jump down into the river to see how deep it is."
274-"Okay, let's see if I loaded this thing right."
275-"Was that all ?"
276-"Damn, I KNEW I'd forgotten something..."
277-"I didn't know there were rules for weapons breaking..."
278-"Reload ? Nah, I've still got 5 shots in the mag."
279-"Well, he's got the arrow point cocked against my temple, so
       when he lets go of the drawstring, it should just stay there,
       right?"
280-"I try to outrun the cops."
281-"They can't shoot us at this speed!"
282-"What do you mean this is a one-way street?!"
283-"I put the live wire in my mouth and wade through the river."
284-"I should survive this."
285-"I'll stay out here in the light."
286-"They'll never expect it."
287-"What do you mean, 'Let's try a frontal assault on those
Nomads'??"
288-"What do you mean, `He panics, grabs me by the head and
       throws me to the other side of the room'?!? This guy is        supposed to be a scared, shaken, mentally unbalanced
       nervous wreck!"
289-"You mean I *wasn't* sleeping in my armour ?"
290-"Who's got a zippo?, I can't see"
291-"Mayhap, I should not have done that..."
292-"I'll take this hit like a man to save my action."
293-"Hah! That's six! You're empty, mister!"
294-"Why aren't you recording our damage ?"
295-*BOOM*
     "Does anyone *else* have Piloting skill?"
296-"What do you mean the warranty ran out ?!"
297-PC (to GM):"I did not know you owned THAT many dice!"
298-"Only a idiot would stick his head out of that window...Hey
      Mark stick your head out of that window."
      "Okay."
299-(PC meets many Arasaka Guards)
       NPCs:"Who the hell are you..."
       PC  :"I'm one of you, guys..er..joined last week."
       NPCs:"Then why do you wear that Militech Officier's
       Uniform ?"
       PC  :"It's not a uniform....its a sweater my mother
       knitted for me."
300-"Don't worry, I never fumble."
     "Don't worry guys, I can't possibly fumble twice in a
      row."
301-"Scared? Us? There's ten of us and one of him! Chaaaaarge..."
302-"Maybe I should make up a spare character, just in case."
303-"It always works in the holos."
304-"You know, I'm actually starting to like this character."
305-"Power ! More Power!"
306-"Look out!  I'm coming to save you!"
307-"The laws of probability say that I should be able to climb
      this wall like that {snaps fingers}."
308-"We surround them, fellows... hey...?"
309-"I don't know if I'll make it through this round.  Maybe I
      should have fled."
310-"I'm still pretty sharp. I only had a few beers."
311-"It's GUARANTEED against breakage!"
312-"I have to. He insulted me. It's a matter of personal honor."
313-"This one is hard to hit. No parry this round."
314-"I'll try again."
315-"Am I still bleeding ?"
316-"We're using fumbles ?!?"
317-"What do you mean I'm standing on a big X ?!"
318-"No captain, there is no-one here, except for the computer
      speaking."
     "What is it saying ?"
     "9 ... 8 ... 7 ..."
319-"Don't worry. I only fail to save on an ..."
320-"You obviously don't know who you're dealing with."
321-"I'm sure that no one saw us."
322-"This disease is no lethal one."
323-"Where the hell did that assassin get a laser-guided
       triple-barreled crossbow ?"
324-"There are HOW MANY NOMADS in that courtyard ?"
     "Well, about 200. Want to stop and count them?"
325-"Well, I hit him twice. He's probably in bad shape."
326-"What do you mean there's no saving throw ?"
327-"I'll follow him down the alleyway."
328-"Stop screwing around with all this sneaky stuff!"
329-"Wait 'till I flick my bic."
330-"Ah. Safety jackets are for pussies."
331-"Don't worry. I've done this before."
332-"Just see it as a proof for courage."
333-"I was sitting here first."
334-"You're a dead man, you hear me, a dead man!"
335-"This is *my* table."
336-"What do you mean I'll be damned."
337-"What are these three glowing red dots on your chest for?"
338-"Where is that damn assassin?"
339-"Man, this water feels really funny."
340-"Maybe you'd better not touch that?"
341-"Please press '#' to download your free navigation software
      upgrade."
  342-"I can't jump to cover. If I would do so, they will fire at
      Tom, right?"
343-"Okay, so they're looking furtive, jumpy, and nervous, are
       carrying state of the art weaponry, and are heading down
       a tunnel - I'll attempt to follow them stealthily."
344-"Are the others all alright ?"
     "I don't know - they're all under water."
345-"O.K., I'll divert the guards, you all go in the back gate."
346-"I pull the pin and count to three!"
347-"No one would be stupid enough to ram another car at THIS
      speed !"
348-"It's only two vehicles and they are unarmored, we should be
      able to take them out before they can shoot back."
349-"I hit him, but I don't want to harm him."
350-"That bridge will hold our weight!"
351-"We can hear the ocean? But we're in a sewer!"
352-"Quick! Cover your eyes !"
353-"No one would booby-trap their own closet."
354-"If you shoot me, I'll drop the light and you'll be lost
      down here."
355-"I don't trust you."
356-"It's a bad idea to punch out rich people, isn't it ?"
357-"You're aiming for his 'WHAT' ?"
358-"What do you mean I am holding the LAW backwards ?"
359-"What does it mean when your bio sensor goes red ?"
     "It means you are in a lot of trouble.  Why is yours
      going red ?"
     "No, yours is !"
360-"I stick my finger into the hole in that wall over there."
361-"Do you smell something. Is that gas?"
362-"Thank God it's finally over!"
363-"Awwwww, How cute! I bet you wanna play don't ya boy!?"
364-"He wouldn't hold a grudge."
368-"Did you leave the door unlocked?"
369-"Quit playin' around guys. It's not funny! .... Guys?"
370-"Hey, GM, I've got half a pizza here. You can have it if you
       kill someone before the game's over."
371-"Nobody tells me what to do."
372-"If that's your attitude, you CAN'T kill me!"
373-"I always enjoy killing these guys because they're the
      GM's favourite NPC type."
374-"I drank what ???"
375-"Don't worry, I died last time we played, so the DM won't do
       it again."
376-"But I ran away...!!!"
377-"I think we can take it down."
378-"Come on, EVERY evil corp HQ has a way out!"
379-Nah...The games just started....he wouldn't put a fatal
     death trap in yet."
380-"Did anyone tell you you had a bad breath?"
381-"Computer, end this program."
382-"Well...I'm unconscious.  At least nothing can happen to me
      now."
383-"No one can order me around !"
384-"I knew I should have put more points in REF."
385-"GM, I wanna buy a cyberpig."
      *sigh*
386-"ssssssssssss....snore....ssssssssssss...snore..."
387-"It's you again. Ha, wait some seconds, this time I'll kill
      you."
388-"This alley is a dead end."
389-"You won't get a second shot, so you better make your first
       one count, jackass!"
389-"Look - I'm a catburglar. I don't need a gun."
390-"Much will help much." (talking about explosives)
391-"We're in a tank. They would need a LAW to hit us."
392-"Okay - I'll spin around, brush away the gun in my back with
       my elbow and neutralize the guy with the knife with a
       backwards kick while throwing a grenade at the one with the shotgun."
393-Look, I know how to make nitroglyserin!"
394-"Don't worry, nobody dies on the first encounter."
395-"What do you mean no more HC?!?"

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