Warrior...
Priestess...
Tramp

Written by: Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
Edited by:  Robert Field
Directed by:  Rober Ginty

Lucy Lawless (Xena, Meg, Leah)
Renee O'Conner (Gabrielle)

Guest Stars
Ted Raimi (Joxer)
Macgregor Cameron (Balius)

Cast
Jan Hellriegel (Hestia)
Matty J. Ruy (Dexon)
Ted Clarke (Thoracles)
Tim Hosking (Blacksmith)
Rob Sinkinson (Drunk)
Fred Morton (Bordello #1)
Jodie Dorday (Bordello #2)
Rachale Davies (Bordello #3)
Polly Baigent and Bobbie McKay (Xena, Meg, Leah Body doubles)

Joxer enters Meg's Tavern in a song and dance number accompanyed by Meg girls proudly singing "Joxer the Mighty."  He has come to see Meg, but finds Gabrielle and Leah, a hestian virgin priestess, instead.  After a brief misunderstanding, he learns form Gabrielle that Meg is posing as Leah, and Leah is posing as Meg.  Xena has gone to take Meg's place.  To make a long story short (this episode is pretty Joxer-lite but watch it for his big number in the beginning), Xena of course saves the day  stops Balilus and all look alikes return to their homes.

Joxer Quotes

Joxer: "Ladies, Meg--your prayers have been answered!"
Ladies: "Joxer! Look it's Joxer!"

"That means trouble.  I've got to save her.  Say a prayer for me Priestess."

"I'll save you Meeeg!  Oh Meg.  Gee you got big feet for a girl I always thought that the g-g--hi fellas.  Nice uniforms.  Got your tailor's address?  You know, we could all get together and have lunch some--evening.  Well I'll call you then.  Bye-bye.

Thoracles: "You'll be dead by dawn."
Joxer: "Yeah, well don't count on it roadblock!  Eh, the nerve of that guy.  Don't worry about it, Priestess, I'll take care of everything.  First of all gotta get that big dumb-looking guy with the keys to come over.  Then wait for the right moment and pounce on him!  Yeah then I'll grab his keys from him and stick then in the door, turn it, and let us out!  I tell you, it's so easy, Priestess, any idiot could do it."
Xena: "Come on, idiot."
Joxer: "Hi Xena."

Disclaimer: Despite another Xena lookalike the gene pool (or rather gene puddle) was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.

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