Unix shell commands and their responses

    % cat "food in cans"
    cat: can't open food in cans

    % man woman
    No manual entry for woman.

    % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
    Unmatched ".

    % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
    Missing ].

    % ^How did the sex change operation go?
    ^ Modifier failed.

    % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
    Too many ('s.

    % make love
    Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

    % sleep with me
    bad character

    % got a light?
    No match.

    % man: why did you get a divorce?
    man:: Too many arguments.

    % !:say, what is saccharine?
    Bad substitute.

    % %blow
    %blow: No such job.

    /* not csh but sh */
    $ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
    no sense in pretending!

    $ drink bottle: cannot open
    opener: not found

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